Bush says immigrants must learn English

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:24 pm

She's fuckable, in the sense I'd be punching her in the mouth as much as ramming her.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:27 pm

arlos wrote:Bullshit.

Jessica Simpson fits into the "Hot" category, at least physically, and she's conservative as hell too. Of course, Jessica Simpson would lose in an IQ challenge to a carrot, but hey, she's got nice B( . Y . )BIES.

Ann Coulter is *NOT* hot. Certainly nowhere near as hot as she thinks she is.

-Arlos

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Arlos. I think Ann Coulter is gorgeous. Jessica Simpson is pretty, but I have seen her in a couple pics where it looked like she has a manface. Ann Coulter doesn't have that... she's 'soft pretty' vs. the 'hard pretty' you get with Jessica Simpson.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:28 pm

Harrison wrote:She's fuckable, in the sense I'd be punching her in the mouth as much as ramming her.

Ok, your Tikker-esque one-liner quips aren't really helping here.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:30 pm

Just to cite a few of many examples...

Ann Coulter said

"We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals."

"Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots."

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

"Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President."

Post by **Arlos** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:33 pm

Well, you see something I don't then.

Not that that's unusual, there's several famous actresses and such out there that some people are gaga over that I've never understood. Uma Thurman is one. I mean, she's not hideous or anything, but she wouldn't even make my top-500 list.

-Arlos

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:34 pm

Mindia said

Jessica Simpson is pretty, but I have seen her in a couple pics where it looked like she has a manface. Ann Coulter doesn't have that... she's 'soft pretty' vs. the 'hard pretty' you get with Jessica Simpson.

Yeah at least she doesn't have a manface:

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:38 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:Mindia said
Jessica Simpson is pretty, but I have seen her in a couple pics where it looked like she has a manface. Ann Coulter doesn't have that... she's 'soft pretty' vs. the 'hard pretty' you get with Jessica Simpson.

Yeah at least she doesn't have a manface:

That's right... she doesn't

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:41 pm

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:44 pm

Ginzburg wrote:

"We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals."

She was kidding, genious.

"Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots."

QFT. Why did you even quote that?

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."

Again, she was just kidding, but trying to make a point too.

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

There she was kidding again, but trying to make a point again. The point is that the New York Times is a rag, and all they print is liberally-biased nonsense.

"Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President."

I don't know what she's referring to here, but I'm sure she was just being a smart ass to rile up the liberals.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:45 pm

It's not so "manface" as it is "horseface".

Why the long face, Ann??? HAHAHA I slay me.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:45 pm

Oh so she was kidding all those times.

:lol:

I totally get it now.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:50 pm

Darcler wrote:It's not so "manface" as it is "horseface".

Why the long face, Ann??? HAHAHA I slay me.

Wow, that's really funny. Good job. You should be a stand up comic.

:finawin:

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:51 pm

Awwwww...

...someones got a crush on Ann Coulter...

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:51 pm

It's like a knock knock joke. Totally stupid but you laugh at how stupid it was. That's what happened there.

Still, her face is too long for me to call her "beautiful".

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:45 am

Ginzburgh wrote:Oh so she was kidding all those times.

I totally get it now.

You didn't know she writes comedy?

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:02 am

Yeah did you hear the joke about the Muslims? We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.

ROFL THAT'S HILARIOUS!

Evermore · Post by **Evermore** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:53 am

You really think she is attractive? She looks like a #2 pencil with tits

Post by **Arlos** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:19 am

She has tits? I thought she was smuggling kiwifruit under her shirt.

-Arlos

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:21 am

arlos wrote:She has tits? I thought she was smuggling kiwifruit under her shirt.

-Arlos

I snorted

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:24 am

she's a dumb cunt

i'm sure to someone with a mail order diploma from a super prestigious college she seems like a brilliant political wit tho

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:37 am

arlos wrote:She has tits? I thought she was smuggling kiwifruit under her shirt.

-Arlos

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:47 am

I think she's pretty funny. If she wasn't in politics she'd be a great shock radio personality. She's got a funny way of offending everyone and what's great is that she seriously means it or at least makes the population think that she does. No doubt that she's a cunt though.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:19 pm

She seems mean spirited to me. I dont give a fuck what her values she comes across as nasty. Im so sick and tired of the talking heads on both sides and the constant bs that comes out of they mouths to stir the pot and keep us devided.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:56 pm

Every example of what I would post would be something you agree with.

My reasons for why she is batshit, would be completely invalid to you.

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:10 pm

Mindia, what is your take on Al Franken? And I mean from a political stance. I don't care if you think he's hot... :wink:

(This is not meant as a post de-rail).