before the main quest combat missions I take a little 3 day nap and get 20 to all my stats being a vampire and all my pimpass abilities and then go murder shit.
Man you should see Imperial City it looks like a graveyard.
This fucking cunt sassed me something fierce so I put my sword away and gave her 5-across-the-eyes for her lip and next thing you know that cunt grabs an axe and tries to mow me down. Needless to say I equipped "Painbringer" and cut that slut in two....Anyways some guard thinks he can get in betwixt a pimp and his beotch and he gets mowed down, and then his friends get mowed down and a whole bunch of other people.
There are literally NO guards left anywhere in the city and my bounty is at like 76k. oops.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
Hasselhoff wrote:before the main quest combat missions I take a little 3 day nap and get 20 to all my stats being a vampire and all my pimpass abilities and then go murder shit.
Man you should see Imperial City it looks like a graveyard.
This fucking cunt sassed me something fierce so I put my sword away and gave her 5-across-the-eyes for her lip and next thing you know that cunt grabs an axe and tries to mow me down. Needless to say I equipped "Painbringer" and cut that slut in two....Anyways some guard thinks he can get in betwixt a pimp and his beotch and he gets mowed down, and then his friends get mowed down and a whole bunch of other people.
There are literally NO guards left anywhere in the city and my bounty is at like 76k. oops.
I know a cool gold hack that gives you as much gold as you want. I found $500k to be sufficient.
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
yah tell me what it is. I'm fucking sick of soul trapping to recharge my weapons and just want to pay to get it done.
Better yet if you can find a mod/command that will recharge my weapons that would be great. I don't want to water the game down too much but the whole soul stone thing is becoming a chore.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
Hasselhoff wrote:yah tell me what it is. I'm fucking sick of soul trapping to recharge my weapons and just want to pay to get it done.
Better yet if you can find a mod/command that will recharge my weapons that would be great. I don't want to water the game down too much but the whole soul stone thing is becoming a chore.
Ok, here's one of the ways to do it. Take your horse over to the little encampment just below the hill to Kvatch. Talk to the female ogre merchant there. WHILE ON YOUR MOUNT, sell her your most expensive item. Say it's worth 200 gold or whatever. There is a glitch in the game that allows you to sell stuff while mounted, and then you get your gold from the merchant, PLUS you get to keep the item you just sold. It stays on you for some reason when you're mounted. Do that over and over again until you get the desired amount of gold. I did that until I had over $500k. I bought the most pimp weapons available from merchants, and I also bought the most pimp-ass house in every city and furnished it with everything the merchants had to sell. LOLZ. I always had a place to stay no matter where I went.
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
they fixed that gold bug in the patch i think. you might as well just open up the console and give yourself a million gold, if your gonna cheat, cheat big. you have to type
player.additem <hexcode> <amount>. so to give yourself a million gold, try
player.additem 0000000A 1000000
i think 0000000A is the hex for gold, it might be lockpicks though, which is what i cheated for. check B-F if it's not A.
as for soul gems, do the azura's shrine quest. reward is a reusable soul gem that can hold the biggest souls in the game. but you can never capture guards, or most other humanoids. i think i've mentioned it in every oblivion thread, but it's probably the best quest item there is
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Thon wrote:they fixed that gold bug in the patch i think. you might as well just open up the console and give yourself a million gold, if your gonna cheat, cheat big. you have to type player.additem <hexcode> <amount>. so to give yourself a million gold, try player.additem 0000000A 1000000
i think 0000000A is the hex for gold, it might be lockpicks though, which is what i cheated for. check B-F if it's not A.
as for soul gems, do the azura's shrine quest. reward is a reusable soul gem that can hold the biggest souls in the game. but you can never capture guards, or most other humanoids. i think i've mentioned it in every oblivion thread, but it's probably the best quest item there is
perfect. Thanks! My weapons are fucking amazing when charged. I'm getting really good at the close quarters combat too and can assrape just about anything with enough time.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
Gaazy wrote:this game is sucking me in really bad. Im only a couple quests into the dark brotherhood, thieves, and fighers guilds so far but its awesome!
Only wish i would have known what fast travel through the map was until a few minutes ago after ive been running everywhere~
I actually use a mod that removes fast travel, heh
I don't fast travel much anymore. I like running around and pwning shit, not to mention it gives me time to up my skills.
Oh and pretty much all of Bruma is dead. The guards attacked me and then a FUCKton of civilians jumped in and I just cut a swathe going from the temple to the front gate.
My bounty is over 200k now. I win.
I'm loving this game.
What I hope though is that future games will involve things like alignment, viva la D&D. I also want to see NPC's in games react to you differently based upon whether they like or hate you, but also how powerful you are.
I think its stupid that some begger would actually attack me...It would be cooler if she hated me, but bowed and groveled when I walk by because she knows that at any second I could hack her in two with my sword.
They should take it even further, maybe if the whole town hates me they band together and attack me in my sleep. That is the kind of realism I would like to see in games.
oh and more environmental realism would be the win too. Why not be able to lock the door to an inn from the outside and burn it to the ground with people inside?
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.