Vonkaar

[Dylan]

What's going on here :?:

If fucking 10 guys from Nameless is a lot, then I must be the biggest whore on the server! (lol jk) But seriously, let's talk about other schtuff ok? Like.. who is Peachyheart and why does she feel the need to spam the variations of the word *HUGZ*? When I go into a zone, and I see her say "hi all *HUGGLEZ*" and she gets about 20 replies from guys in ooc flirting with her.. THAT is when I start to wonder. THen when I say something, I get people defending her saying "Oh she's a sweet girl leave her alone, blah blah blah.. " I think exactly how Taxx thinks. "Yea, you're fucking her aren't you?"

Anyway, ignore me. I ramble.

I hate her and I don't even know her, retards like this need to go away forever, and in advance: shut up Taxx.

[Spliffs]

This thread is great. Nothing gets my hand a pumping up and down my veiny man sausage like an EQ whores thread. Seriously though, I'm lonely and desperate, are there any whores in Colorado, who play EQ or otherwise???

[brinstar]

no but if you live in winter park i'll come say hi in two weeks

[Jazendar]

peachyheart = Riatha?

Hmmmm :shock:

[Spliffs]

I don't live in Winter Park, but I'll send a smoke signal and a carrier pigeon to announce and commemorate your arrival.

[arktos]

where in CO u live spliffs

[lauranthala]

Awww- c'mon Taxx. Surely a cool guy like you can do better then that beast you're banging right now. I mean, you've got a motorcycle in your avatar and everything!

[Spacewoman Spiff]

Wow. I'm always down for some good whore bashing, but what is up with all the appearance hating?

I think you're all beautiful.

<3

[venseg]

Awww- c'mon Taxx. Surely a cool guy like you can do better then that beast you're banging right now. I mean, you've got a motorcycle in your avatar and everything!

Thats pretty shitty your judging a relationship on looks. If they are happy then let them be.

[Gargamellow]

Surely a cool guy like you can do better then that beast you're banging right now.

She wouldn't give you the time of day.


P.S. Loser.

[Drem]

wow and you have a growling japanese teddy bear in your avatar because that's a lot cooler

[Diekan]

I think that's supposed to be a pissed off "African-American Twinkie." Pissed 'cause the "white" Twinkies are or course more popular and the people's choice.

[Ciladan]

what is up with all the appearance hating?

No shit, I'm sure half the people doing the bashing are all super models too.

Grow up kids.

[Vipsindsyg]

After recently having visited Amsterdam and the red light district, I can honestly say that I think there are still more whores on everquest than in Amsterdam. This is quite sad and brings me to my next point;

What I hate most of all! The young shallow whores on EQ, that are so insecure in RL that they have to try to pick up guys in a computer game, and enjoy the benefits of getting items and/or Plevel while doing it. They are so stupid and so whorish it makes baby Jesus and I cry.


However, I also have great advice for people wanting to avoid whores and psycho females in EQ; Don't talk to single and/or desperate women. Talk to happily married ones. That is all.


-Cheerful Topboss. Mangina emperor of Rivervale.

[Ciladan]

Don't talk to single and/or desperate women. Talk to happily married ones.

Well that takes care of a good 98% of EQ women.

[Nolequen]

Don't talk to single and/or desperate women. Talk to happily married ones.

Well that takes care of a good 98% of EQ women.

Not to mention about 60-70% of EQ men...

[Jennay]

Yea wtf.. I'm a happily (ok sometimes not happy) married young, tight, fresh young woman.. and although I have many gentlemen friends, none have offered to PL me after Intracyber Sex.

[Vipsindsyg]

Obviously they are all gay.

Don't argue, I am always right.


No one is perfect, but I'm as close as anyone will ever get.

[morphiious]

vips is correct even though he is a red headed stepchild ! (ps i haven't even read the thread but vips told me to post that he was right)

[Vipsindsyg]

Thanks Morph hon, I'll cyber you some later in game *HUGGLEZ* -



Ps it's not fucking red ok? ><

[The Kizzy]

Awww- c'mon Taxx. Surely a cool guy like you can do better then that beast you're banging right now. I mean, you've got a motorcycle in your avatar and everything!

And this coming from a guy who is so sure of himself he has to hide behind a female character to get help in EQ? Bet you have a sparkly personality.

P.S. Yes Loukie, we are very happy, thank you

[Tossica]

WTF? I love whores.

[vonkaar]

Can I change the name of this thread to something else? It's giving me a complex.

[Ciladan]

Not to mention about 60-70% of EQ men...

You think the number is that low? That's pretty generous.

[lauranthala]

Awww- did I hit a sore spot with the looks thing? I am SO sorry if I hurt our resident board trolls feelings.

Hey! I've got a new topic- how about losers that name their children after Everquest zones? How do you feel about having a stepson named Kael Taxx? You come up with any more names for the next batch of rugrats Silv? Maybe Uqua? Dagnor? Splitpaw? Ohhh- Splitpaw might really be appropriate if it looks anything like its mother. Oh shit- there I go on the looks thing again. My bad.