My boss actually believes that no man has ever landed on the moon. He says that the moon is surrounded my so much rock that a spaceship (if one existed) couldn't navigate through it. Then he said he wanted me to show him proof that man has landed on the moon. SO I said Prove God exists, and he said you are sitting there. And I said thats because of my parents and he said well, where did your parents come from, and I said, ummmm my grandparents and he said well where did they come from Monkeys? and I said no, my great grandparents and so on and so forth. Then he said, so, how do you think the world came about and I said, Many scientists elieve in Evolution or the Big bang theory, and he said , well what driving force do you think made the two big rocks bang together? Its GOD. I just shook my head. And he said, well, you cant see the air, so proove to me it exists, and I said look out the window, the trees are mooving, and he said it has nothing to do with Air, its currents. and I said Yeah Air currents.
ANyway, then he told a customer I was from Mexico, and I corrected him, and I said, atually I was born in COnnecticut, and he said well, your Mom is from Mexico, and I said, Ummm, my mom was born in Austin, and he said well your grandparents were born in Mexico, and I said, yes, as a matter of fact, they were. And he said Same thing, I just rolled my eyes.
I need a new job.
OMG HE DRIVES ME NUTS
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OMG HE DRIVES ME NUTS
Zanchief wrote:Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
How are those Navigators doing this year? Or what are they now, Connecticut Defenders? Idiots should have left the damn name.
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