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Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:30 pm

Hey, Hopeful... remember the vampire who was trying to recruit us to become fellow vampires?

He was pretty badass. I hope nobody's staked him.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:03 pm

Codebreakers are the bombdiggity

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:07 pm

I was first code breaker, I forgot how I did it on, but I remember the code read "I love Pussy" some lesbian in denial, anyway, Gargamellow copied now Ralf is taking my thing, it makes jesus cry. Not just baby jesus, grown 35 year old jesus.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 1:37 am

what the fuck i've been doing that for years

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 1:46 am

Omg Lourdes, I remember! haha. I kinda believed him too!

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:17 am

He said he wouldn't need my address, just my city and state and he could find me, because he had xray vision and could fly and stuff. So I told him I was in Portland, and he said he'd be there on Thursday to make me into a vampire. Then he never showed.

That made me sad. I wanted to become Buffy's arch-nemesis. QQ

Mahue · Post by **Mahue** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:49 am

After reading this entire thread I can happily say that although before, I thought MY life was shitty, I now know that I was wrong.

Where to begin?
Apparently Taxx - historic master of nonsensical trolling who happens to be banging a fat, allegedly ugly newbie druid (how they decided to meet IRL I will never know) who was knockedup pretty good 4 years back producing an incidentally Velious-zone-named child - has taken it upon himself to start bashing a child-molesting priest, incorrectly accusing him of supporting a sexually inept (allegedly) southern bard whose debaucherous and tumultuous past gives us a fascinating look into the upgraded, higher-paid, non escort world which Valantha can only dream of living in, while the entire time ignoring that this laundry list of blowjobs and hedonistic reciprocation is at best tangentially relevant to, but ultimately infinitely more fascinating than a pathetic rant directed towards an erstwhile EQer, who not only in a tantrum of disdain for his guildmates' sexual deviance 'deleted' his recently departed guild's forums but even went so far as to cheapen NT by auctioning off a thread title to some TW equity trader for 1 US dollar.

I personally am a much better person after reading this over a delicious microwavable Organic Lamb Hindustani and have decided that returning to EQ would be a worthless waste of time when I can derive much more enjoyment from picking through others' dirty laundry, stolen from private forums. Now, all I want to know is: who wants to give me access to the juicier Euphoria forum posts!

ps: add me to AIM drolkrad. i wish you had a uterus.

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:54 am

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:56 am

Anyone remember that episode of Friends when Joey was trying to write a letter on the behalf of Monica and Chandler, and he used a thesaurus for every word so that he would sound smart, and it came off making no sense?

P.S. Im a fat cleric, not a fat druid, get it straight.

Mahue · Post by **Mahue** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:07 am

sorry suxcle, it wont let me edit. Also, how about 6 quid for a quickie -that's 2 more than I paid for an hour-long orgy with Valantha, the washington boyfriend, and the bitchslapped mentally handicapped kid just last year. Quick warning though babe, youd better expect anal.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:13 am

You'd fall in love and I'd fall asleep.

The Valantha bashing is so two months ago.

Mahue · Post by **Mahue** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:20 am

the last time I checked, that child-molesting friar you hate so much just highlighted your relationship with NT's resident all-time loser for the rest of us. If anything dear suxcle, you should be on your knees thanking me profusely between mouthfulls for shifting the topic away from you and your approval-pending photos on http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com and back towards that amusing handicapped-abusing whore from Alabama. Do you accept Visa?[/url]

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:21 am

I must respectfully disagree, Silv. Valantha bashing never gets old.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:26 am

No Visa, cash please

Post by **Tossica** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:36 am

Mahue, you are the guy at the party that laughs at all his own lame ass jokes and talks on and on at anyone who will listen. Eventually folks just wander off in midsentence thinking "Who invited this douchebag?"

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:40 am

Can you say, 'run-on sentence'?

Mahue · Post by **Mahue** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:41 am

Tossica: I don't get it.

suxcle: I'm <3 already

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:43 am

Today as I was cleaning myself in the shower, I noticed my knees are all bruised up.

Mahue · Post by **Mahue** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:44 am

I think it's a trap...

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:46 am

Just ordered Dance Dance Revolution offf teh intraweb! I will use it as a workout tool and lose weight in the comfort of my own home.

Post by **Tossica** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:47 am

I got my GF a nice pair of kneepads for her B-day. No more bruised knees!

Post by **DangerPaul** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:48 am

Even though the thread was saved and renamed Emongmai, it now officially sucks ass. donkey raping shit eaters

Emongmai · Post by **Emongmai** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:56 am

but i was referred to as TW. I am proud. People who don't read my name backwards think I am TW. The people who do read it backwards just think i am an american loser!~

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:57 am

Some people think you're a TW loser.

Mahue · Post by **Mahue** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:00 am

apologies emong. I notice you live in Memphis, are you one of the lucky 10?