Al-Zarqawi's cell phone

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:57 am

I saw a blurb on CNN this morning saying that, according to an Iraqi legislator, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi had the phone numbers of senior Iraqi officials stored in his cell phone. He said the phone numbers included ministry employees and members of parliament.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:06 pm

He was probably making crank calls and then hanging up

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:11 pm

lol!

receptionist: "president hussein's office, can i help you?"

zarqawi: "ya is the president's refrigerator running?"

receptionist: "umm, i'm not sure sir. why do you ask?"

zarqawi: "because if it is, YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT, YOU INFIDEL!"

receptionist: "ALLAH DAMN IT, WHO IS THIS!?!?! STOP CALLING HERE!!!!!"

zarqawi: "HAHAHAHAHA" *click*

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:37 pm

Witty · Post by **Witty** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:10 am

Post by **Martrae** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:27 am

thread delivers!

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:55 am

vasquez comes in for the rofl :hiphop: