a bee

Post by **Arlos** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:13 am

The bee should have a fish, IMO.

-Arlos

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:24 am

that picture almost makes bees look loveable instead of soul stealing satan spawn.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:24 am

PS when are you going to log on vasquez?

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:20 pm

Fuck you, bee. :-x

I AM NOT A FLOWER DO NOT CHASE ME!!!

leah · Post by **leah** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:29 pm

Captain Insano wrote:that picture almost makes bees look loveable instead of soul stealing satan spawn.

Juls · Post by **Juls** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:11 pm

that's a fat bee

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:31 pm

That's a good picture. Now take one of a bee squashed all over a fly swatter.

araby · Post by **araby** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:23 pm

haha remember that time a bee was in your car and you flipped out

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:40 am

I expected one of these:

<img src="http://www.objects-of-design.com/UploadImages/ProductImages/ThumbImages/Letter-B-140.jpg">

Thread does not deliver.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:13 am

NO BEES!

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:51 pm

araby wrote:haha remember that time a bee was in your car and you flipped out

i pulled over and whacked it with a newspaper and left its corpse between the back window brake light and the back window so that whenever i braked the bee corpse would be illuminated in blood-red light as a warning to other bees to NOT GO IN MY FUCKING CAR

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:51 pm

you're a cruel taskmaster

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:51 pm

that bee was probably just trying to hump your leg

leah · Post by **leah** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:00 pm

brinstar wrote:
araby wrote:haha remember that time a bee was in your car and you flipped out

i pulled over and whacked it with a newspaper and left its corpse between the back window brake light and the back window so that whenever i braked the bee corpse would be illuminated in blood-red light as a warning to other bees to NOT GO IN MY FUCKING CAR

true story

i saw it

Juls · Post by **Juls** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:57 am

You guys were in the car together?

leah · Post by **leah** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:11 am

haha nope but i saw the dead bee beacon.

...beecon? ^_^

Juls · Post by **Juls** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:42 pm

oh... >.<

Post by **Arlos** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:16 pm

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.

araby · Post by **araby** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:50 pm

I'm taking home a baby bumblebee.
won't my momma be so proud of me!
I'm taking home a baby bumblebee.
OUCH! HE STUNG ME!

IIIIIII'm, squishing up a baby bumblebee...

Juls · Post by **Juls** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:32 pm

2 people so into a little bee,
So sweet of them for others to see,
something is going on huh from what i can see?
Between the 2 of them, arlos and araby...

joking >.<