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Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:45 pm

What is it with chicks thinking it's ok to blow up after they get married?

Yeah, it's not ok for the dude to do it either. If I marry you thin, I expect you stay thin - or at least reasonably thin. BUT If you go from 120 to 180 - yeah I'm booting you bon bon eat ass to the curb.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:53 pm

I dont eat bonbons.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:04 pm

Gid, I have a buddy of mine that was a apache mech. if you want I can get him in touch with you he can atleast give you the 'what to expect when your expecting' speech.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:11 pm

Darcler wrote:I dont eat bonbons.

I'm not talking about YOU. I'm speaking in general terms. If I gain 50 pounds after getting married I have no one to blame but myself if she kicks my ass to the curb... likewise she shouldn't be suprised if I boot her as well for the same thing.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:28 pm

Yes, but you shouldnt be getting married if you are getting divorced over a love handle. It's all in the vows.

Kahar, he is curently downtown getting everything sorted and talking with a job guy. They are trying to get him to go to basic in Oct, shortly after our baby is born. I said it was ok, just that he knows he will be missing his daughters 2nd birthday...though she probably wont notice... shes 2. Who knows what job he is going to get, he added a couple more to his wishlist haha.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:29 pm

I think the concept of love eludes you diek.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:35 pm

spazz wrote:I think the concept of love eludes you diek.

First time I've agreed with spazz.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:38 pm

I cant stand diek when he talks bout women and relationships . I hope the fucker dies cold and alone. Hows looking for dem slender attractive women as an old geezer workin out for ya anyway homie ???

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:16 pm

Diekan wrote:
Darcler wrote:I dont eat bonbons.

I'm not talking about YOU. I'm speaking in general terms. If I gain 50 pounds after getting married I have no one to blame but myself if she kicks my ass to the curb... likewise she shouldn't be suprised if I boot her as well for the same thing.

Wow I actually agree with Diekan. It's not as cut and dry as love vs. being shallow. It's about respect. If your lady respects you then she'll try her best to stay in shape and keep you happy. That's an indicator of love. If she sits on her ass watching TV and lets herself go once she marries you and doesn't give a shit whether you're attracted to her anymore or not, thats a huge lack of respect and most likely will cause relationship problems down the line for different things.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:51 pm

Pigs.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:35 pm

LOL

You women do the same shit all the time. You sit in your little gaggles clucking to each other about your men. Your guy loses his job and your friends tell you to boot him and move on. A really hot guy hits on one of your (married / taken) friends you all rally around telling her to "go for it" while they lie to cover for you.

Yet, when you gain an ass load of weight after "settling down" you get pissed when the man how married you while you were IN SHAPE because he found you attractive then - ohh now he's evil and must die.

LOL

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:55 pm

Diekan wrote:What is it with chicks thinking it's ok to blow up after they get married?

Yeah, it's not ok for the dude to do it either. If I marry you thin, I expect you stay thin - or at least reasonably thin. BUT If you go from 120 to 180 - yeah I'm booting you bon bon eat ass to the curb.

Agreed.

American bitches have no excuse for getting fat and nasty once they get married. They are lazy pure and simple.

Besides the fact that your husband doesn't want to bang some fat sow for the rest of his life, you should consider that your health will be shot later on in life and the American taxpayer will have to probably pick up the tab, you should also consider the thought of dying early, and more than likely ending your days as a miserable wretch that no one wants to be around.

How many fat girls do you know that are happy? Most are pissed at the world driving around in Dodge Caravans, are obnoxiously loud and have a penchant for sleeping with the lowest ghetto black guys on the planet.

Not a pretty picture of you ask me.

And Spazz shut the fuck up. You're the kind of bitch that would beg for a piece of pussy and half the reason American women are allowed to even get fat in the first place.

I want a series of internment camps for fat wives, where they break rocks and build roads until they are skinny again and allowed to re-enter the normal population.

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:14 pm

I think his point was, why the hell would you marry someone to begin with, if them getting fat was good enough reason to kick them to the curb?

Am I the only one who sees marriage as something you don't do unless you're willing to spend the rest of your life with said person, for better or worse?

If a consistent supply of poon is the primary concern, marriage is an insane route to it anyways.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:25 pm

Sorry but once I commit to a person I will not fucking kick them out of my life because they lost a job or gained some weight, love is about understanding someone and caring for who they really are and being there for their ups and downs.

Yes I would help them look for a new job, and perhaps sign up for a gym with them and help the person I love so much to do what is healthy for them rather than put themselves at risk by being overweight, but I would not leave them.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:29 pm

You know what's always good, when you offer all of that sort of support and they fucking go psycho on you for it.

I loved it. No, really I did.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:41 pm

Adivina wrote:Sorry but once I commit to a person I will not fucking kick them out of my life because they lost a job or gained some weight, love is about understanding someone and caring for who they really are and being there for their ups and downs.

Yes I would help them look for a new job, and perhaps sign up for a gym with them and help the person I love so much to do what is healthy for them rather than put themselves at risk by being overweight, but I would not leave them.

love is also knowing when to kick your significant other's ass when they are being stupid, like shoveling artery clogging cheeseburgers down their throat on a regular basis.

This is a two way street by the way.