Evolution of Pants

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:06 pm

is she going to have sex with that horse? She's looking rather smitten.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:30 pm

That picture looks like it was taken 20 years ago. I bet now she wears "Lardache" (tm) jeans.

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:31 pm

There is no Evolution of Pants. That is a LIE. Pants were created in 6 days. Just ask Mindia.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:38 pm

Lionking wrote:There is no Evolution of Pants. That is a LIE. Pants were created in 6 days. Just ask Mindia.

nope, pants was created on the seventh day because he didn't want to sit around with his nuts hanging out.

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:39 pm

... that and the fact that sweaty nutsacks, invented by global warming, cling to your inner thighs, and, though very funny to watch, sucks badly when you guys try to get up from a vinyl couch.

Minrott · Post by **Minrott** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:50 pm

Dude, that's what Gold Bond is for. If you're going to wear a loincloth you have to powder your balls.

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:04 pm

Narrock wrote:That picture looks like it was taken 20 years ago. I bet now she wears "Lardache" (tm) jeans.

I see what you did there.

Actually, that is a current ad. I just saw it in a Us or People magazine.
"Skinny" jeans are the *in* thing now.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:19 pm

Trielelvan wrote:
Narrock wrote:That picture looks like it was taken 20 years ago. I bet now she wears "Lardache" (tm) jeans.

I see what you did there.

Actually, that is a current ad. I just saw it in a Us or People magazine.
"Skinny" jeans are the *in* thing now.

I don't like the white stitching on the pockets.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:07 pm

Trielelvan wrote:... that and the fact that sweaty nutsacks, invented by global warming, cling to your inner thighs, and, though very funny to watch, sucks badly when you guys try to get up from a vinyl couch.

Global warming had been around since creation? We are so screwed.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:08 pm

Trielelvan wrote:
Narrock wrote:That picture looks like it was taken 20 years ago. I bet now she wears "Lardache" (tm) jeans.

I see what you did there.

Actually, that is a current ad. I just saw it in a Us or People magazine.
"Skinny" jeans are the *in* thing now.

Is that Elizabeth Hurley?

Griever · Post by **Griever** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:00 pm

Good post Araby. I give it a 8/10.

I'm gonna go drink now brb.

ps you still arent on MSN!!!!!11

Tae-Bo · Post by **Tae-Bo** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:30 am

i dont like those :~(

where the hips at

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:03 am

Phlegm: yes, and yes

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:10 pm

There is a girl at work that wears that style of jean. What is scary abou tit is that she squeezes into a size 6 and she really should be wearing a size 10 or 12, and all the fat rolls over the waist band of the jeans. Its gross.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:45 pm

D. Duck wrote:i dont like those :~(

where the hips at

yah, I like my horses more volumptous

araby · Post by **araby** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:05 pm

I just like her hair a LOT

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:09 pm

I don't like anything about that chick. She's ugly, too skinny, is only a B-cup, and she has too much hair or something.