Question for the ladies who have ever been in a relationship

Menlaan · Post by **Menlaan** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:12 am

Congrats! Go see a movie or whatever would take your mind off this crap.

Now, we'll just have to turn our attention back to Juls' fucked-up relationship. One down, one more to go! :hiphop:

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:11 pm

Congrats, now try not to have sex with him on the side.

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:18 pm

Goodbye-sex is evil. :sex:

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:00 pm

So Kizzy is a sexy chic with a job and she is now on the market?

/purrrrr

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:03 pm

Hey Janet, you gonna be in San Fran anytime soon? Btw, I was wondering if you'd help me out with my car note and insurance. I need it covered so I can take you to nice places. Oh and my cell phone bill, so I can call you and share my thoughts and feelings.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:04 pm

Like she needs another man to support.pfft...

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:06 pm

She's got the extra cash hey.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:07 pm

U bastard hehehehehehe

what she needs is to be loved and hugged and fucked raw

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:16 pm

Gargamellow wrote:U bastard hehehehehehe

what she needs is to be loved and hugged and fucked raw

That all depends on how much of my mortgage is covered.

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:29 pm

no... I won't. It's too easy.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:49 pm

3 inches of fun baby.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:50 pm

a lot of guys have small dicks on soft..get it on hard and post a picture..i will let u know if your cock is a waste of time

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:55 pm

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:56 pm

damn that is a massive cock, dude

/shiver at the thought of shoving your cock inside me

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:57 pm

Hi, that's gross. I wouldn't fuck you with spazz's cock.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:58 pm

God..you just had to go and ruin the funny. You are such a prick. Fuck off again.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:01 pm

Maybe if you got better looking the joke would be acceptable. Not my fault that the guys you've been with would fuck anything even slightly resembling female.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:12 pm

Yer a dick. I don't care what you say, you can't fade me. I have more confidence in my good looks in my little pinky that you have in your entire body.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:55 pm

Alcohol and shrooms will do that to you. Whatever works I guess.

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:08 pm

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:24 pm

So ANYWAY....................

I don't need him for sex on the side, I have toys if I get that desperate. Besides, I just lost the baby two weeks ago, and..........um.......well, it just won't be a comfortable time for sex for a few more weeks. I hate to say this, but God works in mysterious ways.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:27 pm

The Kizzy wrote:So ANYWAY....................

I don't need him for sex on the side, I have toys if I get that desperate. Besides, I just lost the baby two weeks ago, and..........um.......well, it just won't be a comfortable time for sex for a few more weeks. I hate to say this, but God works in mysterious ways.

How? God kills unborn babies? Only God can perform abortions?

Post by **Arlos** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:15 pm

Far be it from me to say, "I told you so," but I seem to recall another thread a couple weeks ago where I predicted exactly this sort of outcome with your relationship with Doofus, the Wondertwat.

Sorry about the miscarriage, though. Even I'm not enough of an asshole to do anything but offer sympathy on that regard.

-Arlos

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:56 pm

Yes, ARlos. I actually debating naming this thread Arlos was right. I admit it freely.

Phlegm- I didnt have an abortion.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:04 pm

The Kizzy wrote:Yes, ARlos. I actually debating naming this thread Arlos was right. I admit it freely.

Phlegm- I didnt have an abortion.

I know you didn't. I just meant that when you first got pregnant, you said it was God's plan so I figured that the miscarriage was God's plan also.