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by **Yamori** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:45 pm

This whole process seems so false and unseemly.

You humans and your "relations"...

by **Narrock** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:34 pm

I went to a pub on Saturday night with my roommates. Ramesh has the right attitude... he will walk up to any chick and start rapping with her. Denish is a pussy and is afraid to talk to girls. He told me that he asked Ramesh to tell this one girl (that he was drooling over from 20 feet away) that she has beautiful eyes. I LOL'd hard and told Ramesh not to do that. Then Desnish kinda got pissed off because I laughed at his stupid approach.

I don't know why guys are so afraid to talk to women. All they can do is tell you to "beat it" if they aren't interested in you. Denish said that's what worked for him back in Bombay. I tried splaining to him that an American woman will think you're a dork if you say something like "You have beautiful eyes" to her if you've never met her before. You certainly don't open up with a cheesy line like that, and on top of that, if you have a friend say it for you = DORK in her eyes. So, the rest of the night he just sat down in the back and watched everybody else and wouldn't talk to a single chick. That was pretty funny.

I usually open up with something along the lines of "Hi, where are you from?" followed by "Are you here with anybody?" I ended up talking to this one girl for about 2 hours and got her phone number. I probably won't pursue it though because she has 3 kids and a psychotic ex-husband. After I asked her if she was here with anybody, I said, "That's an interesting hair style... it's not too common." Oh, she perked right up with that one and said "Wuddya mean? What's wrong with my hair?" LOL That's all it took to start off an over 2-hour conversation.

by **Diekan** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:42 pm

i use the tried and true "hey you wanna get a pizza and fuck?" when they say no I say "sooo you're not hungry then?"

by **Martrae** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:16 pm

Hey, the beautiful eyes thing will work if said in a foreign accent.

by **Captain Insano** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:27 pm

KaiineTN wrote:I was going to post this in the Drama in Malaysia thread, but I decided not to veer off topic too much, and this might be more fun in a thread of its own.

Obviously people on this board have different opinions as to the roles of men and women when it comes to interpersonal relationships and what not, and I want to dig into that a bit. I came across this site a while back and started reading various things on it. I don't agree with everything in this "guide," but the man who wrote it definitely makes some valid points, and I've done my best to learn from it and adapt it to fit me.

http://www.pickupguide.com/layguide/

I think it will be interesting to hear what some of you guys think about the stuff on this site, so check it out and discuss! What do you think is especially important, what is a bunch of bullshit, what has worked for you, etc., and if you're a woman, what would you say are the most vital things on that list?

what raging cocksmoking faggot came up with that stupid ass guide?

That guide is complete and total bullshit. I don't know what planet that dude is on but he doesn't know anything about dating in America.

If you want to meet a girl you need to be a complete asshole, even if goes against your entire persona. You see American women are typically 98 percent raging bitch-cunts. The other 2 percent are foreigners who missed their flights home.

You have to be more of an asshole than they are a bitch if you have a chance in hell of succeeding.

The weapons of choice to assist you in your dating endeavors are alcohol and cocaine. No American girl can resist blowing a few lines on someone elses dollar. I can't stand coke, but it works wonders on the ladies... Most girls these days are 2 steps short of full on whores, so drugs comes naturally to them.

If any of you doubt me, hack into your girlfriends myspace. Chances are she can't keep her legs shut.

You want a guide on women, here i'll write one real fast...

Ralf's Guide to Dating:

Fuck low-class, skanky American girls, find a foreign chick.

Disclaimer: I'm sure there are decent American girls, but I have never met one that didn't eventually turn into a raging bitch or ho-bag. If you fall into this elite category just disregard my above comments ladies.

by **araby** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:57 pm

Martrae wrote:Hey, the beautiful eyes thing will work if said in a foreign accent.

haha! for a one night stand- cause then you gotta keep it up...lol. Reminds me of when I was on a cruise and I met a guy with an accent. Passed him later without it and then his sister louded him out and it was pathetic.

the guy that did get my attention, was the one that was confident in himself and didn't mind hanging out with me but didn't tell me about how great it was the whole time. Martrae is right, women don't want pussies. It's nice to get put in place a bit, especially when it's needed.

Too many women are bull-headed and won't let down their guard. They won't give in to a man, or allow him to dominate and well, you can't cut his balls off and expect him to use them.

Women don't want the same thing. the ones that all want the same thing are probably just repeating each other's answers. those are the ones that you don't want to be involved with-they didn't put any thought into their answer.

also-age means a great deal in female behavior and especially when talking about what they are looking for in a guy. Now that I think about it-it's really sad that people are still trying to figure women out. and men.

there are no guides for this stuff.

by **Jay** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:06 pm

All you need is confidence and to give em space. Also, have larger than a 1.5 inch cock. That's why I have a 2. Lastly, it helps to be witty although it isn't necessary.

Seriously, what works for me is to take a strong stance, but still be able to touch them emotionally. I won't take your shit, but I'll be there for you when you need it without being your bitch. It's like saying, "Bitch, I will cock slap you if you keep nagging, but I feel sorry you feel bad enough to where you think it's necessary to nag and I wish I could fix it. Ok back to the game."

by **KaiineTN** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:31 pm

Don't worry Jay, you could always adopt Kevin Smith's attitude:

"I was not gifted with a big dick and I grew up fat (and grew to be even fatter). Because of these shortcomings, I learned to eat pussy really well. That way, ultimately, I can provide a satisfying enough sexual experience where whatever chick was feeling charitable enough to get horizontal with me might reason "He did make me cum once, so I'll give him another shot," somewhere down the road. I took that logic into filmmaking, too: my stuff isn't wildly popular in the mainstream, but if I make up for the lack of audience by spending less, ultimately, I can turn someone a profit. Harvey and Bob Weinstein have always respected this, which is why I still have a job after twelve years and no theatrical grosser over $30mil. In essence, Harvey and Bob have only financed five of the seven flicks I've made because... well, because I lick their pussies well enough, I guess."

by **Captain Insano** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:48 pm

Minrott wrote:Picking up women is easy, but hanging on to them? One donkey punch and they're yours forever.

hahah so true.

by **Lyion** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:14 pm

I enjoyed picking up women in my 20s, but man I couldn't date or do the one night stand thing anymore.

Notches on ones belt when you're a kid are fine, but nothing beats a really good woman at home. Guys in their 30s and 40s doing the Rico Suave thing make me lolzer.

by **Minrott** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:17 pm

That's only half joking. Women need to be dominated. Some need a little, some need a lot. Usually, the more of an arrogant ice queen bitch she is, the more she wants to be 'put in her place' as Araby said it. The ones who are care free and actually cool, they don't need so much and too much is probably a turn off.

The truth of the matter is that deep down in that little fucked up phsyche inside a womans head, no matter what persona on top, she wants a man who will be a fucking man. This is why you'll see a raging cunt with a poor pussy wipped jackass, and how she treats him like dirt. She's punishing for not cowboying the fuck up. One day that may mean ripping her bra off and giving it to her from behind and finishing before she even gets started, and another day that might mean being man enough to be a little sensitive.

No woman is the same, but they all want it, just at different levels.

by **Diekan** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:21 pm

Narrock wrote:I went to a pub on Saturday night with my roommates. Ramesh has the right attitude... he will walk up to any chick and start rapping with her. Denish is a pussy and is afraid to talk to girls. He told me that he asked Ramesh to tell this one girl (that he was drooling over from 20 feet away) that she has beautiful eyes. I LOL'd hard and told Ramesh not to do that. Then Desnish kinda got pissed off because I laughed at his stupid approach.

I don't know why guys are so afraid to talk to women. All they can do is tell you to "beat it" if they aren't interested in you. Denish said that's what worked for him back in Bombay. I tried splaining to him that an American woman will think you're a dork if you say something like "You have beautiful eyes" to her if you've never met her before. You certainly don't open up with a cheesy line like that, and on top of that, if you have a friend say it for you = DORK in her eyes. So, the rest of the night he just sat down in the back and watched everybody else and wouldn't talk to a single chick. That was pretty funny.

I usually open up with something along the lines of "Hi, where are you from?" followed by "Are you here with anybody?" I ended up talking to this one girl for about 2 hours and got her phone number. I probably won't pursue it though because she has 3 kids and a psychotic ex-husband. After I asked her if she was here with anybody, I said, "That's an interesting hair style... it's not too common." Oh, she perked right up with that one and said "Wuddya mean? What's wrong with my hair?" LOL That's all it took to start off an over 2-hour conversation.

wft... you have roommates named Ramesh and Desnish?

do you get free slurpees in lue of rent?

by **Diekan** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:32 pm

lyion wrote:I enjoyed picking up women in my 20s, but man I couldn't date or do the one night stand thing anymore.

Notches on ones belt when you're a kid are fine, but nothing beats a really good woman at home. Guys in their 30s and 40s doing the Rico Suave thing make me lolzer.

can't really slam on the guys in their 30's and 40's for playing the field. a lot guys who haven't been lucky enough to find a women with a decent head on her shoulders get sick of the games. ohhh yes... you think 20 something women play games? lol... they don't hold a candle to the 30 and 40 somethings.

it's almost as if the big 30 is a wake up call to let the games begin. 20 somethings are perfect to date. besides the fact they have tighter bodies, but they generally know what time it is. the games they play are easily seen through. you go out with a 20 something and chances are you'll have a decent time and when it comes to sex you don't have to worry as much about getting it. go out with a 30 or 40 something and suddenly sex becomes a bartering chip. they with hold it and use it as a means to get what they want often hidding it behind some thing rediculous like "i want to be sure you're right for me" or some other lame bullshit.

date women in their 20's for as long as you can. unless you just happen to run across a milf that knows what's what - you're just heading for a nightmare of one head game after another.

by **Markarado** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:44 pm

Damnit, I seriously think I'm kinda a pussy~ need to MAN up!

by **Martrae** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:49 pm

It's not a bullshit excuse, Diekan....you get tired of screwing around after a while and want something more permanant. The girls you're talking about in their 20s haven't figured out that out yet, is all.

by **Dylan** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:20 pm

So glad I'm gay.

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:27 pm

I want ultimate respect and absolute loyalty or he can get the fuck out.

by **Jay** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:28 pm

for real?

by **Narrock** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:34 pm

Diekan wrote:
Narrock wrote:I went to a pub on Saturday night with my roommates. Ramesh has the right attitude... he will walk up to any chick and start rapping with her. Denish is a pussy and is afraid to talk to girls. He told me that he asked Ramesh to tell this one girl (that he was drooling over from 20 feet away) that she has beautiful eyes. I LOL'd hard and told Ramesh not to do that. Then Desnish kinda got pissed off because I laughed at his stupid approach.

I don't know why guys are so afraid to talk to women. All they can do is tell you to "beat it" if they aren't interested in you. Denish said that's what worked for him back in Bombay. I tried splaining to him that an American woman will think you're a dork if you say something like "You have beautiful eyes" to her if you've never met her before. You certainly don't open up with a cheesy line like that, and on top of that, if you have a friend say it for you = DORK in her eyes. So, the rest of the night he just sat down in the back and watched everybody else and wouldn't talk to a single chick. That was pretty funny.

I usually open up with something along the lines of "Hi, where are you from?" followed by "Are you here with anybody?" I ended up talking to this one girl for about 2 hours and got her phone number. I probably won't pursue it though because she has 3 kids and a psychotic ex-husband. After I asked her if she was here with anybody, I said, "That's an interesting hair style... it's not too common." Oh, she perked right up with that one and said "Wuddya mean? What's wrong with my hair?" LOL That's all it took to start off an over 2-hour conversation.

wft... you have roommates named Ramesh and Desnish?

do you get free slurpees in lue of rent?

HAHA

by **Captain Insano** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:28 am

Diekan wrote:
lyion wrote:I enjoyed picking up women in my 20s, but man I couldn't date or do the one night stand thing anymore.

Notches on ones belt when you're a kid are fine, but nothing beats a really good woman at home. Guys in their 30s and 40s doing the Rico Suave thing make me lolzer.

can't really slam on the guys in their 30's and 40's for playing the field. a lot guys who haven't been lucky enough to find a women with a decent head on her shoulders get sick of the games. ohhh yes... you think 20 something women play games? lol... they don't hold a candle to the 30 and 40 somethings.

it's almost as if the big 30 is a wake up call to let the games begin. 20 somethings are perfect to date. besides the fact they have tighter bodies, but they generally know what time it is. the games they play are easily seen through. you go out with a 20 something and chances are you'll have a decent time and when it comes to sex you don't have to worry as much about getting it. go out with a 30 or 40 something and suddenly sex becomes a bartering chip. they with hold it and use it as a means to get what they want often hidding it behind some thing rediculous like "i want to be sure you're right for me" or some other lame bullshit.

date women in their 20's for as long as you can. unless you just happen to run across a milf that knows what's what - you're just heading for a nightmare of one head game after another.

this is so true. The game has changed ALOT... You can thank botox.

So many damn women think that in their mid 30's its fine to get a divorce and go running the bars again after a little facial work and a few aerobics sessions. The thing about this they tend to take on their nasty little attitudes from their college days.

If I ever get lip from an older chick i tend to use this line: "look honey, its that nasty attitude that is the reason you are still (take their age and add 5 years) 40 years old and single..."

that always knocks them down about 8 fucking pegs. Then you tell them to go get you a fresh drink. I actually got laid from a nice older hotty with this mean nasty tactic.

I look at it this way... If a chick is being a total bitch the best thing you can do it ruin her self esteem... You might not get laid with that approach but at least your nuts are still in tact at the end of the night.

by **Captain Insano** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:29 am

my good buddy Captain Super Asshole aka Keith got laid because some bitch was wearing super trendy shoes and he walked up to her and looked her up and down and with a smart ass tone in his voice said: "Nice shoes". Then he walked off. She couldn't believe it and followed him around all night. I think he put it in the chute first date.

I used to be such a nice guy while all my asshole friends got the tang. I changed my ways.

by **Yamori** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:49 am

Dylan wrote:So glad I'm gay.

I thought you had an estranged wife named Becky and a child with albinism!!!

YOU LIED TO ME!

About your child.

Who has albinism.

by **Dylan** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:31 am

Thats all true, I had a child (who has albanism btw) with Becky during a very confusing time in my life.

by **Lyion** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:02 am

Diekan wrote:can't really slam on the guys in their 30's and 40's for playing the field. a lot guys who haven't been lucky enough to find a women with a decent head on her shoulders get sick of the games. ohhh yes... you think 20 something women play games? lol... they don't hold a candle to the 30 and 40 somethings.

it's almost as if the big 30 is a wake up call to let the games begin. 20 somethings are perfect to date. besides the fact they have tighter bodies, but they generally know what time it is. the games they play are easily seen through. you go out with a 20 something and chances are you'll have a decent time and when it comes to sex you don't have to worry as much about getting it. go out with a 30 or 40 something and suddenly sex becomes a bartering chip. they with hold it and use it as a means to get what they want often hidding it behind some thing rediculous like "i want to be sure you're right for me" or some other lame bullshit.

date women in their 20's for as long as you can. unless you just happen to run across a milf that knows what's what - you're just heading for a nightmare of one head game after another.

That's a pretty strange post, Diekan. It's almost as if you think sex is a commodity. This is true for most guys in their 20s, but I lost interest in trying to boink as many women as possible once I got a bit older.

If someone reads your posts, it's easy to see the problem isn't finding a nice girl with a decent brain, it's you man. You seriously rap on women and seem fixated on the vagina man. It's like you deep down hate women or are trying hard to stay in your youth. That, or all the chicks you meet are in bars or WASP Atlanta single groups. That would explain things.

If you're in a committed relationship with a good woman you mostly get sex whenever you want it, plus you get the added benefit of a best friend and someone to hold you up when you need it, and give your life more meaning.

Also, most 30something chicks are 100 times better at sex, because they have a clue what they're doing and know what they like. Most 20somethings are clueless about sex. Body wise it's a toss up. If a girl takes care of herself, she'll look good. Plus, if you're in a relationship, you aren't boinking some chick that was with Leroy and his three friends last night, or some other swinging dick.

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