How to pick up women

[leah]

i bet learning how to spell scissors would be a good start.

[mofish]

i bet learning how to spell scissors would be a good start.

[Harrison]

i bet learning how to spell scissors would be a good start.

[Diekan]

like learning how not to hate yourself, right?

[leah]

that too.

easier said than done, of course.

[araby]

aw

[Gypsiyee]

can't really slam on the guys in their 30's and 40's for playing the field. a lot guys who haven't been lucky enough to find a women with a decent head on her shoulders get sick of the games. ohhh yes... you think 20 something women play games? lol... they don't hold a candle to the 30 and 40 somethings.

it's almost as if the big 30 is a wake up call to let the games begin. 20 somethings are perfect to date. besides the fact they have tighter bodies, but they generally know what time it is. the games they play are easily seen through. you go out with a 20 something and chances are you'll have a decent time and when it comes to sex you don't have to worry as much about getting it. go out with a 30 or 40 something and suddenly sex becomes a bartering chip. they with hold it and use it as a means to get what they want often hidding it behind some thing rediculous like "i want to be sure you're right for me" or some other lame bullshit.

date women in their 20's for as long as you can. unless you just happen to run across a milf that knows what's what - you're just heading for a nightmare of one head game after another.

That's a pretty strange post, Diekan. It's almost as if you think sex is a commodity. This is true for most guys in their 20s, but I lost interest in trying to boink as many women as possible once I got a bit older.

If someone reads your posts, it's easy to see the problem isn't finding a nice girl with a decent brain, it's you man. You seriously rap on women and seem fixated on the vagina man. It's like you deep down hate women or are trying hard to stay in your youth. That, or all the chicks you meet are in bars or WASP Atlanta single groups. That would explain things.

If you're in a committed relationship with a good woman you mostly get sex whenever you want it, plus you get the added benefit of a best friend and someone to hold you up when you need it, and give your life more meaning.

Also, most 30something chicks are 100 times better at sex, because they have a clue what they're doing and know what they like. Most 20somethings are clueless about sex. Body wise it's a toss up. If a girl takes care of herself, she'll look good. Plus, if you're in a relationship, you aren't boinking some chick that was with Leroy and his three friends last night, or some other swinging dick.

Lyion is wise

Been reading the same posts over and over from Diek for years, his attitude never changes so he's only going to find stupid cunts

Didn't you go through a stint of picking up girls on myspace...? I can't figure out why you're not finding your dream girl, it puzzles me too!

[Arlos]

Picking a girl based primarily on looks and/or easy-access to sex0rz is pretty stupid, really. Yes, looks and sexual compatability are important, sure. But if that's all it's based on, what happens in 20 years, 30 years, etc? Guarantee she won't look as good at 55 as she did at 25 or 35. If you based everything on looks, what do you have to hold things together when you hit that point?

Looks change, it's inevitable. Personalities don't that much, at least by the late 20s or early 30s. Someone you get along with and genuinely enjoy spending time with OUTSIDE of the bedroom is going to be a lot more important in the long run.

-Arlos

[Dylan]

Find a girl whose father left her when she was young.

She'll put out and be completely dependent on you and do whatever you want.

[Jay]

Find a girl whose father left her when she was young.

She'll put out and be completely dependent on you and do whatever you want.

And she'll have abandonment issues and bitch at you that one day a week when you want to play poker with the guys. She'll also pick fights with you when everything is going too well. Girls with daddy issues tend to fuck well but they are normally complete mindjobs.

[Captain Insano]

but they fuck well right?

[brinstar]

what's all this bullshit about sexual compatibility

does the guy have a boner? does the girl have a vaginer?

BAM they're compatible.

[Diekan]

who said i was looking for my 'dream girl?'

i'm too busy at this point in time in my life to get serious with anyone. not to mention i may very well be leaving 'neckville in the near future. i want exactly what i am getting right now. casual relationships with sex tossed in the mix. i get to go home at night and not have to worry about who's making the eggs in the morning.

[araby]

diekan you come across as harsh and angry and that is why everyone misunderstands you.

[Lyion]

We must confront Diekans rational posts in every other regard but women. Somehow, women make him go berserk and enter the dragon or some such.

Anyways, Diek, not even sure you realize how you post about chicks. Let's recap just a few of the many.

Notice the complete hypocrisy in the first paragraph?

i started dating latin women a while ago because i got sick of the white chicks bullshit. BUT it's high time i start thinking of settling down and to be honest. while the latin honeys can and will rock your world in bed, there's just to much of a culture difference for me to actually get married to one.

i am now dating white girls again and have started to move away from the latinas.

the reason i got sick of white girls is because i got sick of their bullshit. and to be honest i still am. looks, sense of humor, and money are what most white girls (not all, but most) care about most. they could give a fuck less about how you actually treat them, or if you're a nice guy or not. anyway that's a whole nothing discussion.

there are still some decent chicks out there with a good head on their shoulders. you just have to go through a gazillion of them to actually find one that isn't completely fucked in the head and suffering from the "princess syndrome"

women are such dolts.

Seriously... I have lived and traveled overseas. American chicks, whether born here or indocterinated (sp), have serious attitudes.

I don't want to get off an rant here but...

MOST American chicks (see I had to put most in caps because people have a way of just skimming shit without actually reading it) have this "princess syndrome" mentality in which it's all about them. They use their looks to get what they want and anyone whom they deem unworthy of their attention gets treated like garbage.

I am not blind.... I am not going to deny there ARE some fine ass white chicks out there.

That doesn't mean I "like" them, nor does it mean I want to put up with their "princess syndrome" bullshit.

I was just at the gym an hour ago. Saw a white chick with a super nice ass. GREAT body. Does that mean I "want her?" Hellllll noooo... because I know with that sweet body comes the inevitable "I'm hot.. I know it... buy me things and give me what I want!!! because I'm hot!"

Seeeee.... noticing a chick is hot and actually being willing to put up with her bullshit are two entirely different things.

You women do the same shit all the time. You sit in your little gaggles clucking to each other about your men. Your guy loses his job and your friends tell you to boot him and move on. A really hot guy hits on one of your (married / taken) friends you all rally around telling her to "go for it" while they lie to cover for you.

Yet, when you gain an ass load of weight after "settling down" you get pissed when the man how married you while you were IN SHAPE because he found you attractive then - ohh now he's evil and must die.

Turned down? I hardly get turned down. I'd say probably out of 10 women I approach I get turned down by 3 - on average. Most of the time (whether white or latin) I stop dating them because of issues of incompatibility.

Sadly, most of the time that I get approached it's usually by some married chick. I say sadly because it doesn't bolster my confidence in the institution of marriage.

You all can mock my comments all you want, but the fact remains I have heard so many women saying the same thing... "he's cute, but so and so is really hot."

You're not getting it. Women aren't just turning down guys they think are ugly, they're turning down guys they don't think are ugly, but who aren't "hot" enough. Women think they're something special who only deserve the best of the best just because they are who they are.

I've heard some of my own female friends say it... "yeah he's cute, but I want someone better looking."

Actually, I blame men for this whole situation. If men weren't fucking retards who run around drolling over every women they see in hopes of 'getting some' - women would have their heads up their ass thinking they're all that and a bag of chips when all they really are is just a bag of chips.

Women may be shallow and thinking they something more than they really are, but men are morons and the cause of it all.

You ever see the loser in the office who runs after the hot admin chick doing everything she asks because he hopes that one day she'll suddenly throw herself at him? Yeah, it's those pathetic, late night wacking off to Cimemax, losers who give women such huge egos...

Most chicks want nothing to do with a nice guy - we've had this conversation before. For most women it's all about the look, wallet size and sense of humor (in that order) - being treated right takes a back seat to impressing their jealous friends.

[Narrock]

what's all this bullshit about sexual compatibility

does the guy have a boner? does the girl have a vaginer?

BAM they're compatible.

I lol'd

[Captain Insano]

You guys should take my advice on women. I am a pirate after all.

[Narrock]

We must confront Diekans rational posts in every other regard but women. Somehow, women make him go berserk and enter the dragon or some such.

Anyways, Diek, not even sure you realize how you post about chicks. Let's recap just a few of the many.

Notice the complete hypocrisy in the first paragraph?

i started dating latin women a while ago because i got sick of the white chicks bullshit. BUT it's high time i start thinking of settling down and to be honest. while the latin honeys can and will rock your world in bed, there's just to much of a culture difference for me to actually get married to one.

i am now dating white girls again and have started to move away from the latinas.

the reason i got sick of white girls is because i got sick of their bullshit. and to be honest i still am. looks, sense of humor, and money are what most white girls (not all, but most) care about most. they could give a fuck less about how you actually treat them, or if you're a nice guy or not. anyway that's a whole nothing discussion.

there are still some decent chicks out there with a good head on their shoulders. you just have to go through a gazillion of them to actually find one that isn't completely fucked in the head and suffering from the "princess syndrome"

women are such dolts.

Seriously... I have lived and traveled overseas. American chicks, whether born here or indocterinated (sp), have serious attitudes.

I don't want to get off an rant here but...

MOST American chicks (see I had to put most in caps because people have a way of just skimming shit without actually reading it) have this "princess syndrome" mentality in which it's all about them. They use their looks to get what they want and anyone whom they deem unworthy of their attention gets treated like garbage.

I am not blind.... I am not going to deny there ARE some fine ass white chicks out there.

That doesn't mean I "like" them, nor does it mean I want to put up with their "princess syndrome" bullshit.

I was just at the gym an hour ago. Saw a white chick with a super nice ass. GREAT body. Does that mean I "want her?" Hellllll noooo... because I know with that sweet body comes the inevitable "I'm hot.. I know it... buy me things and give me what I want!!! because I'm hot!"

Seeeee.... noticing a chick is hot and actually being willing to put up with her bullshit are two entirely different things.

You women do the same shit all the time. You sit in your little gaggles clucking to each other about your men. Your guy loses his job and your friends tell you to boot him and move on. A really hot guy hits on one of your (married / taken) friends you all rally around telling her to "go for it" while they lie to cover for you.

Yet, when you gain an ass load of weight after "settling down" you get pissed when the man how married you while you were IN SHAPE because he found you attractive then - ohh now he's evil and must die.

Turned down? I hardly get turned down. I'd say probably out of 10 women I approach I get turned down by 3 - on average. Most of the time (whether white or latin) I stop dating them because of issues of incompatibility.

Sadly, most of the time that I get approached it's usually by some married chick. I say sadly because it doesn't bolster my confidence in the institution of marriage.

You all can mock my comments all you want, but the fact remains I have heard so many women saying the same thing... "he's cute, but so and so is really hot."

You're not getting it. Women aren't just turning down guys they think are ugly, they're turning down guys they don't think are ugly, but who aren't "hot" enough. Women think they're something special who only deserve the best of the best just because they are who they are.

I've heard some of my own female friends say it... "yeah he's cute, but I want someone better looking."

Actually, I blame men for this whole situation. If men weren't fucking retards who run around drolling over every women they see in hopes of 'getting some' - women would have their heads up their ass thinking they're all that and a bag of chips when all they really are is just a bag of chips.

Women may be shallow and thinking they something more than they really are, but men are morons and the cause of it all.

You ever see the loser in the office who runs after the hot admin chick doing everything she asks because he hopes that one day she'll suddenly throw herself at him? Yeah, it's those pathetic, late night wacking off to Cimemax, losers who give women such huge egos...

Most chicks want nothing to do with a nice guy - we've had this conversation before. For most women it's all about the look, wallet size and sense of humor (in that order) - being treated right takes a back seat to impressing their jealous friends.

[Spazz]

Indeed something bout the babes really gets him to go into a full blown rumplestiltskin stamp up and down hissy fit . The line bout entering the dragon made me bust out laughin.

[leah]

aw

sorry, didn't mean to be a downer :/

[araby]

aw

sorry, didn't mean to be a downer :/

you're NOT you rock

[Jay]

i'm too busy at this point in time in my life to get serious with anyone.

Cop out of the century.

[Narrock]

i'm too busy at this point in time in my life to get serious with anyone.

Cop out of the century.

He's too busy studying about Biology, the epicenter for global warming studies.

[Snero]

ya, he really should learn more about global warming the same way as the real experts, he should take up truck driving