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Does Juls want Marks spicy boner?

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Postby Jay » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:21 pm

Markarado wrote:Juls you can be all of that, but you aren't obnoxious. In fact, most people really start to fall in love with you like I did once they get to know you.


fixt~
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:56 pm

Markarado wrote:Juls you can be all of that, but you aren't obnoxious. In fact, most people really start to like you once they get to know you.



i can tell you right now that your are a nice guy. Thats why your last girlfriend left you.

You need to learn to be an asshole...You have to realize too that in asian culture its very common for asian men to smack their women around, because well, they usually deserve it and too it keeps them loyal and in line. This was normal in Korea and Japan when I was there.

You have to understand women are emotion creatures and very unstable, it takes a heavy hand and a strong donkey punch to keep them from straying from the fine line that is sanity.


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Postby Captain Insano » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:57 pm

Oh and if the above advice doesn't work, shave the bitches head in her sleep.

She will have six months before she can leave the house to think about her behavior.
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Postby Jay » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:07 pm

Best way to keep a girlfriend? Beat her. When you're done, tell her you love her and that you'd never hurt her. Not only that, but quit your job and live off of her. Make her pay for everything and move in with her. She'll be committed because she doesn't want to bear the responsibility of your homelessness or suicide. If she decides she is fed up and doesn't want to pay for your shit anymore, beat her again, then tell her you love her and that you won't hurt her. Before you know it, she'll be telling all of her friends how awesome and sweet and loving you are...when you're not beating her. This also minimalizes nagging, bitchy atttudes and adultery, cuz she'll be scared shitless.

PS - only date girls who can't kick your ass
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Postby Diekan » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:41 pm

women are such dolts.
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:45 pm

Jay wrote:PS - only date girls who can't kick your ass


Must be tough for you to find a date.
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Postby Jay » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:01 pm

That's why I only date handicap chicks. Sure they suck in bed but when I borrow their car I get the best parking spaces.
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Postby Markarado » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:28 pm

I'll pass on all the above advice. My girlfriend didn't leave me ... not sure where you guys got that idea...
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Postby Dylan » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:21 pm

Because you're a giant retard and deserve to be left.

Also, you're lying.
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Postby Juls » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:21 am

Thanks for all the advise... now to learn how to love myself :eyecrazy:
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Postby Jay » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:57 am

Hitachi Magic Wand
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Postby leah » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:04 am

araby wrote:If you are feeling less than great about yourself then your boyfriend probably won't like you much. That has been my experience. Your "I hate myself" comment could have been in jest but I think there is truth in humor and maybe you don't really-but if there is any feeling of doubt in yourself about anything it will be clear and he won't be as into you. In fact, he will turn his head away a lot easier. So, keep your head up and he won't look away.


ashly advice is what i been missin'

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Postby Jay » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:12 am

Hey Juls, remember what I said on MSN? Told you so.
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:12 pm

Dylan wrote:Because you're a giant retard and deserve to be left.

Also, you're lying.



wtf? PWNED
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Postby Juls » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:31 pm

Jay wrote:Hey Juls, remember what I said on MSN? Told you so.
YUP jay..thanks :)
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Postby Maeya » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:25 pm

Diekan hurts my self esteem as a woman.
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Postby Markarado » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:14 pm

Dylan wrote:Because you're a giant retard and deserve to be left.

Also, you're lying.


If you say so~
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Postby Dylan » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:22 pm

And I do.

You know I am right.
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Postby Juls » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:17 am

Right about?
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Postby Markarado » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:02 am

He thinks Amy broke up with me.
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Postby leah » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:59 am

wait so is amy's real name amy, then?
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Postby Dylan » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:11 am

He can't tell you, he never asked and now his number is blocked on her phone.
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Postby Menlaan » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:48 am

Dylan wrote:He can't tell you, he never asked and now his number is blocked on her phone.


Man, get over your teen angst. Go ahead and forget whatever girl told you to fuck off when you asked her out. She's over it, and you should be too.
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Postby Dylan » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:06 pm

:rofl:

OMG HE IS MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE HE MUST HAVE SOME KID OF BAD HISTORY BEHIND HIM.

Or I just think its funny.
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Postby Zanchief » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:16 pm

Menlaan wrote:
Dylan wrote:He can't tell you, he never asked and now his number is blocked on her phone.


Man, get over your teen angst. Go ahead and forget whatever girl told you to fuck off when you asked her out. She's over it, and you should be too.


It's a joke, Men.
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