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so as many of you know i work for hell computers

every quarter i get a 10% discount on dell computers.

i have run out of family that needs crap so from this point forward when i get to the last month the coupon is good for i will offer them to a nameless tavern peep on a fifo basis

i will post when these become available and send them via pm
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Cool, I'd love a good discount once the Core2's are more readily available. When is your next end of quarter? If it's now, I'll probably pass but next quarter would be perfect.

Thanks so much!
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yeah this quarter ends this week...

i get 4 coupons

1 for refurb comps 1 for refurb asseccories
1 for new comps 1 for new asseccories
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dammuzis wrote:yeah this quarter ends this week...

i get 4 coupons

1 for refurb comps 1 for refurb asseccories
1 for new comps 1 for new asseccories


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i never claimed to be able to spell

i have a math degree a theology degree and an applied physic degree

none of these require much ability in the english language

btw i have 2 available that expire on the 4th of this month pm me if you want a new comp
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dammuzis wrote:i never claimed to be able to spell

i have a math degree a theology degree and an applied physic degree

none of these require much ability in the english language

btw i have 2 available that expire on the 4th of this month pm me if you want a new comp


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no employee discount for joo
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Did your 2 degrees come from a real college or did you get it in the mail like Mindia?
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Pm sent~
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Find a friend who has a business, use their biz name to buy from Dell's Small Business Division and promise the rep that you will be making a 150k worth of orders in the next over the course of the next six months...Then buy two on the spot at way more than 10 percent off. Just remember to haggle your ass off. If he/she doesn't leave to go talk to a manager you haven't gotten the best discount.

oops I just let dell's best kept discounting practice out of the bag.
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Jay wrote:Did your 2 degrees come from a real college or did you get it in the mail like Mindia?


But Mindia got his degree from an institution that is as prestigious as any ivy league schools.
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Didn't he go to University of Phoenix? While not really that prestigious they don't fuck around... Their classes are difficult.
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Captain Insano wrote:Didn't he go to University of Phoenix? While not really that prestigious they don't fuck around... Their classes are difficult.


Nope, some place on the east coast.
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my associates from a community college
everything else was corrospondance from WSU
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If you really need a college degree since most of the time they are a huge waste...

Go to the school you want the degree from for six months... Take all the core classes.

Then have a company make you a really good fake. Do you know how many people actually check up on that shit?

Like none.

And if they find out and fire you, just go to your next job, same stunt, except this time you have your best friend pretend he is a VP at your former company to give you a glowing recommendation.

Corporate America doesn't give a shit about you... so you might as well work the system for every dime.
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Jay wrote:Did your 2 degrees come from a real college or did you get it in the mail like Mindia?


Charter Oak State College is a real school, you dolt.
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Narrock wrote:
Jay wrote:Did your 2 degrees come from a real college or did you get it in the mail like Mindia?


Charter Oak State College is a real school, you dolt.


did you actually attend said school? or did you get your diploma in the mail?
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Tikker wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Jay wrote:Did your 2 degrees come from a real college or did you get it in the mail like Mindia?


Charter Oak State College is a real school, you dolt.


did you actually attend said school? or did you get your diploma in the mail?


It's an online college so he may have gotten it by email.
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mindia, why are you driving a truck now?

weren't you going on about the $ you'd be making once you earned your ivy league quality degree?
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Does your diploma fit on 8.5 x 11 printer paper? Does it say "Grade: college and stuff" next to the level of completion part?
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KILL wrote:mindia, why are you driving a truck now?

weren't you going on about the $ you'd be making once you earned your ivy league quality degree?


To answer your first question... Because it's very good money and I love driving. I just graduated truck school about a week ago (top graduate)and just got my class A CDL on 7/31. I'm an applicant, waiting for the next step in the process (I already had my first interview) with a nationwide company, but as a local driver in the Sacramento area. Drivers make $70k/yr there.

My degree is going to help me advance into logistics management in a couple years.
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