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Postby Dylan » Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:43 am

Malaysia.
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Postby Narrock » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:39 am

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Postby Yamori » Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:29 pm

Having a child with albinism sucks too. :(

Because you see, they have albinism.
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Postby 10sun » Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:31 pm

Having a child that is Albanian is even worse.
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Postby Markarado » Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:14 pm

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Re: You know what sucks?

Postby Juls » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:59 am

Dylan wrote:Malaysia.



:liar: :umno: Sorry i was insulted
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Postby Dylan » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:21 am

Yamori wrote:Having a child with albinism sucks too. :(

Because you see, they have albinism.


Funny you should mention that.

I have a son with albinism. :(

See because my son has albinism he can't see very well because sometimes albinism has negative effects on the eyes so my wife asked me to help him read his homework but I was too buys playing Everquest so my wife left me due to me not helping my son who has albinism do his homework.
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:53 am

Dylan wrote:
Yamori wrote:Having a child with albinism sucks too. :(

Because you see, they have albinism.


Funny you should mention that.

I have a son with albinism. :(

See because my son has albinism he can't see very well because sometimes albinism has negative effects on the eyes so my wife asked me to help him read his homework but I was too buys playing Everquest so my wife left me due to me not helping my son who has albinism do his homework.


Are you sure your wife didn't leave you because you're a fag?
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Postby Dylan » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:27 am

Yes.

It was because my son had albinism.
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Postby Yamori » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:47 am

Dylan wrote:
Yamori wrote:Having a child with albinism sucks too. :(

Because you see, they have albinism.


Funny you should mention that.

I have a son with albinism. :(

See because my son has albinism he can't see very well because sometimes albinism has negative effects on the eyes so my wife asked me to help him read his homework but I was too buys playing Everquest so my wife left me due to me not helping my son who has albinism do his homework.


That's a sad story. Because your son has albinism. :(

Having a son with albinism is also bad because there is a great social stigma towards people with albinism - because they are very white and pasty like a ghost. Some people think that people with albinism are actually ghosts, but this is not true.

People with albinism are just like you and me. Except that they have albinism. Which your son has.
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Postby Dylan » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:06 pm

Sometimes before we go out I color my son, who has albinism, with a brown magic marker so that people don't think my son has albinism but thinks he is just black instead of having albinism.
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:07 pm

Why don't you just him a bottle of spray on tan?
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Postby Dylan » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:09 pm

Because I'm not allowed to use spray cans... ever since... the incident.

Plus magic markers are fun for kids (and adults!) of all ages!
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:10 pm

Get the tan in a bottle lotion.
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Postby Jay » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:16 pm

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Postby Lionking » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:13 pm

Dylan wrote:Yes.

It was because my son had albinism.


Your son has albinism due to global warming.
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Postby Narrock » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:12 pm

This thread sucks.
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Postby araby » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:07 pm

albinism sucks.

and this veggie patch pizza I just got from applebee's sucks.
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Postby Yamori » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:28 pm

araby wrote:albinism sucks.

and this veggie patch pizza I just got from applebee's sucks.


This is not true!!!

A child with albinism can live a very fulfilling life! Even though they have albinism. (which is a genetic disorder marked by the lack of skin pigmentation!)

Take Dylan's child for instance (who has albinism). Once in awhile Dylan lets him out of his chamber of shame (aka the basement) and lets him run around in the yard on cold days, so his life is not that bad, even though he has albinism.
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Postby araby » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:54 pm

Oh, the basement, because the attic would be too hot and he might get sunburned if there are cracks in the roof or windows.
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Postby Markarado » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:14 pm

What the hell :mystery:
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Postby Yamori » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:15 pm

Markarado wrote:What the hell :mystery:


Thats a common response by uninformed people who see someone with albinism (a genetic disorder marked by the lack of skin pigmentation).

Because you see, you don't see someone every day who has albinism (like Dylan's son - who has albinism)
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Postby Markarado » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:17 pm

I know what it is, but you're right - I've never seen someone with albanism. I dun think they'd fare well in the unmentionable.
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Postby Harrison » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:40 pm

Yamori wrote:
araby wrote:albinism sucks.

and this veggie patch pizza I just got from applebee's sucks.


This is not true!!!

A child with albinism can live a very fulfilling life! Even though they have albinism. (which is a genetic disorder marked by the lack of skin pigmentation!)

Take Dylan's child for instance (who has albinism). Once in awhile Dylan lets him out of his chamber of shame (aka the basement) and lets him run around in the yard on cold days, so his life is not that bad, even though he has albinism.


Temperature means nothing. He can be burned worse on a cold day than on a hot summer day with ease.
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Postby Yamori » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:56 pm

Harrison wrote:
Yamori wrote:
araby wrote:albinism sucks.

and this veggie patch pizza I just got from applebee's sucks.


This is not true!!!

A child with albinism can live a very fulfilling life! Even though they have albinism. (which is a genetic disorder marked by the lack of skin pigmentation!)

Take Dylan's child for instance (who has albinism). Once in awhile Dylan lets him out of his chamber of shame (aka the basement) and lets him run around in the yard on cold days, so his life is not that bad, even though he has albinism.


Temperature means nothing. He can be burned worse on a cold day than on a hot summer day with ease.



You're quite educated about albinism.

I'm sure Dylan's son would be quite pleased, because you see - his son has albinism.
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