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Postby Dylan » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:08 am

Markarado wrote:It'd take a lot more than that to make Dylan a man.


Watching a couple of black men double penetrate my girlfriend's ass would make me lash out at people too.
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Postby Juls » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:29 am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hiphop:
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Postby Markarado » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:35 am

It seems to me that Dylan is rather obsessed with big black men and their cocks.
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Postby Zanchief » Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:05 am

Who isn't?
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:48 am

Martrae wrote:I'm 38


http://www.olay.com/indexhb.jsp
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Postby Gidan » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:30 am

Juls wrote:So tell me anyone.. am i super fat, or just fat ?


You are whatever you think you are. This is because the only person’s opinion that matters is yours. The only person who can change that opinion is you.

When girls asked me if they look fat in this shirt or those pants, my answer was always "Yes" even when I wasn't looking (This included my GF at the time, though she only asked once and was probably joking). They stopped asking which made me happy. I hate loaded questions like this, as do most people. The answer to the question is meaningless. Every person will have a different opinion. Some people will say you are fat, some people will say you are skinny, some will say your just right. You are only going to listen to the people whose opinion is equal or worse then your own, so there was no reason to ask in the first place
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Postby Martrae » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:59 am

Jimmy Durante wrote:
Martrae wrote:I'm 38


http://www.olay.com/indexhb.jsp



Thanx...but it's not needed. :)
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Postby Guntaag Gorefeast » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:54 am

Put it this way...

I think the "models" and movie starlets from the 40's-60's were WAY hotter than the stick figures that most people consider hot these day. Full figured, stacked, voluptuous, curvy, whatever you want to call it, that's what I like.



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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:06 am

Markarado wrote:I'm 6 foot 180lbs. A bit muscular with a bit of a beer belly left... working on it tho;p

I'm not particularily attracted to any of the girls on NT, but I don't find any of them to be unnatractive. In my experience, the more you get to know a girl the more you are attracted to them. For me it has a lot more to do with personality than looks. And I think that many of the girls on NT atleast seem to have great personalities. I dun think that I can get a true view of that without knowing them in real life though.


I would just like to point out that the following exerpt is from a bulletin that Markado sent via MySpace. If he is on your friends list, please reference it for yourself:

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their overall face probably... People who say looks aren't the first they they notice are lieing.
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Postby Donnel » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:57 pm

Jay wrote:I take my thong off.


I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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Postby leah » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:59 pm

lol i don't know the whole back story for that robe-and-wizard-hat thing but i absolutely love it.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:05 pm

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Postby Diekan » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:08 pm

Martrae wrote:
Jimmy Durante wrote:
Martrae wrote:I'm 38


http://www.olay.com/indexhb.jsp



Thanx...but it's not needed. :)


Prove it. Post a picture.
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Postby Zanchief » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:09 pm

I had to stop reading the link cause I started laughing to hard and there were people in the cube next to me.
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Postby Markarado » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:14 pm

Doesn't mean that there isn't more that matters to me. But what I said is true.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:21 pm

Nothing is more serious than a rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grain.

Oh holy crap I forgot how funny some of those were.
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Postby Tikker » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:24 pm

everyone knows average looking girls try harder
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Postby Darcler » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:30 pm

HARRRRRRR!


Oh Christ :rofl: :rofl:

Average looking girls try harder at what? I havent been reading since I posted my link.
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Postby Jay » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:42 pm

At operating the meat joystick.
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Postby Martrae » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:44 pm

She was so desperate for attention it was pathetic.
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Postby Diekan » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:47 pm

Post your pic.
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Postby Martrae » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:50 pm

Hmmm...I think Kahar took the camera with him to SC this trip....


I'll keep looking around for it.
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Postby Tossica » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:54 pm

Martrae wrote:Hmmm...I think Kahar took the camera with him to SC this trip....


I'll keep looking around for it.



Puh fucking leez.

You have been coming up with excuses to NOT post your pic for 5 years now.
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Postby Diekan » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:54 pm

uh huh.... we've been waiting for what... 3 years now
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Postby Martrae » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:57 pm

Piffle....we didn't have a camera before and now I can't find it.

When I do I'll post a pic. :P
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