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[Narrock]

I met this chick online and then we met at Starbucks for a beverage. She is OMGHAWT. After about a half hour we were getting pretty comfortable with each other and laughing and having a good time, etc. Then she goes, "Hey, wanna play 20 sexual questions?" I said, "Uh... ok?" I didn't really want to, but I didn't want to come across as a pussy so I played along with it. She said, "there's only a couple rules... first, you have to be honest. Second, there is to be no judgment." I said, "ok, shoot."

Right off the friggin bat, she asks me the following questions (I can't remember all of them, but here's some):

1. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
2. Have you ever "done it" in public?
3. What's your favorite position?
4. Do you like oral sex?
5. Have you ever had a 3-way?
6. How many one-night-stands have you ever had?
7. How many women have you slept with your entire life?

etc.
etc.
etc.

Now, I got to thinking about this. Is she asking this to find out if I'm a man-whore, or if she is that much of a sexaholic? What do you guys think? I don't usually think of a girl that talks about sex a half hour after you meet as a "quality girl," but I'm just baffled about this.


/Blog on

[Markarado]

She could just be very open about shit.....

[Tikker]

she wants you to stick it in her pooper




i'm not even kidding

[Markarado]

I'd have to agree with Tikker. She may or may not be a quality girl. According to you she is hot. What do you have to lose?

[Jay]

she wants you to stick it in her pooper




i'm not even kidding

That's funny but because of a different reason =P Pooper haha.

[Narrock]

she wants you to stick it in her pooper




i'm not even kidding

lol no thanks

[Martrae]

She thinks sex is a required component of modern relationships and so is trying to not come off as a prude and going too far the opposite direction.


Or she's just a whore.

[Markarado]

You could probably use some anyways...

[Gidan]

She thinks sex is a required component of modern relationships and so is trying to not come off as a prude and going too far the opposite direction.


Or she's just a whore.

I dont think you could put it much better.

[Trielelvan]

She thinks sex is a required component of modern relationships and so is trying to not come off as a prude and going too far the opposite direction.


Or she's just a whore.

QFT

Did you ask her the same questions?
Her answers would probably give you a more accurate view of what you're dealing with.
For e.g.:
7. How many men/women have you slept with your entire life?
and she answers... oh, I dunno... 50-60? Well, that's kind of enlightening, no?

(editted for gender purposes)

[Lionking]

She thinks sex is a required component of modern relationships and so is trying to not come off as a prude and going too far the opposite direction.


Or she's just a whore.

Martrae knows all

[Phlegm]

Maybe when she saw you coming, she figured that you were a conservative bible thumper so she ask these questions to verify her intuitions.

[Tuggan]

lol right, im more curious as to how you handled the situation mindia? did you flip out and preach the word, or did you go along with it?

[Narrock]

I played the game with her obviously... I just said that in my opening post. No, I didn't preach to her. I don't preach to anybody.

[Tuggan]

i'm disappointed in you.

[Diekan]

i'm disappointed in you.

As am I. My pappy once told me "never turn down the chance to tap some ass." You'll regret it. Well, ok he never said that - but it's still good advice.

[Tikker]

She thinks sex is a required component of modern relationships and so is trying to not come off as a prude and going too far the opposite direction.


Or she's just a whore.

meh

it's not always so black and white


some girls just really like sex and aren't whores

[araby]

You didn't care to know
Who else may have been you before
I want a lover I don't have to love

[Martrae]

She thinks sex is a required component of modern relationships and so is trying to not come off as a prude and going too far the opposite direction.


Or she's just a whore.

meh

it's not always so black and white


some girls just really like sex and aren't whores

If she's asking loaded questions like that to a relative stranger.....

[Narrock]

She thinks sex is a required component of modern relationships and so is trying to not come off as a prude and going too far the opposite direction.


Or she's just a whore.

QFT

Did you ask her the same questions?
Her answers would probably give you a more accurate view of what you're dealing with.
For e.g.:
7. How many men/women have you slept with your entire life?
and she answers... oh, I dunno... 50-60? Well, that's kind of enlightening, no?

(editted for gender purposes)

Yeah I asked her the same questions... that's part of the game. I'll admit that her answers did make me think, "Wow, cool!"

[araby]

Nice! She IS a whore...go get 'em tiger

[araby]

jk is she a virgin?

[Narrock]

Her answers were (from the first 7 I posted):

1. "16"
2. "A few times"
3. "I like em all, because I'm a freak that way... but I like doggy-style the best"
4. "Love it!"
5. "I did that like 5 times... mostly when I was drunk and hanging out with friends"
6. "Only about 9 or 10"
7. "I never remembered an exact number, but I'd say about 60-something."

I'm not sure how I feel about her answer to number 7. Seems very high to me, especially since she's only 27. And only 9 or 10 ONS's? Where did the other 50 come from? lol

[Dylan]

She must like EQ since she likes to get two-boxed so often.

[The Kizzy]

Martrae is wise way beyound her years. Maybe Jay Leno should hire her for teh next fruitcake lady.