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Postby Tikker » Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:42 am

Narrock wrote:Her answers were (from the first 7 I posted):

1. "16"
2. "A few times"
3. "I like em all, because I'm a freak that way... but I like doggy-style the best"
4. "Love it!"
5. "I did that like 5 times... mostly when I was drunk and hanging out with friends"
6. "Only about 9 or 10"
7. "I never remembered an exact number, but I'd say about 60-something."

I'm not sure how I feel about her answer to number 7. Seems very high to me, especially since she's only 27. And only 9 or 10 ONS's? Where did the other 50 come from? lol


ok, she's definately a whore

that being said, it means she's had lots of practice and is probably good in the sack


she won't be spectacular though, or someone would have snagged her by now


i say go for it, as long as you don't mind tossing a hotdog down the hallway
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Postby Markarado » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:42 am

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Postby Lyion » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:03 am

Wear a rubber dude, She gets around. Like a record.

Lumbergh even fucked her.
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Postby Narrock » Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:28 am

lyion wrote:Wear a rubber dude, She gets around. Like a record.

Lumbergh even fucked her.


HAHA Office Space ftw!

After talking to her for a while last night, I came to the painful conclusion that she's not what I'm looking for in a girl. I dont want anything short term (including one night stands) and I'm not sure I can trust a girl like that anyway. The fact that she's been with so many guys sends up a serious red flag. Then she started talking about how Jon Stewart should be the next president, and that if he did become president, she'd volunteer to be his "permanent dick sucker." Whatever. I don't like it when chicks say stuff like that. Oh well, next...

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Postby Harrison » Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:48 am

Then she started talking about how Jon Stewart should be the next president, and that if he did become president, she'd volunteer to be his "permanent dick sucker."


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Postby Jay » Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:40 am

Harrison = Jon Stewart irl?
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Postby Diekan » Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:43 am

Don't insult MR. Stewart like that.
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Postby The Kizzy » Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:40 pm

Mindia doesnt want a girl just for sex. He wants a relationship. First comes love, then comes marriage, then come SEX
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Postby Tikker » Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:43 pm

honestly, the holier than thou attitude just prevents people from having potentially great random sex
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Postby Narrock » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:07 pm

The Kizzy wrote:Mindia doesnt want a girl just for sex. He wants a relationship. First comes love, then comes marriage, then come SEX


Not necessarily in that order, but I do want a relationship that has marriage potential.
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Postby Sithos » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:14 pm

What you have is your garden variety Sperm Burping Gutter Slut!
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Postby Narrock » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:14 pm

Tikker wrote:honestly, the holier than thou attitude just prevents people from having potentially great random sex


I don't like the term "Holier than thou." The Bible is a good reference for living your life, and if you follow it the best you can, you will at least be a healthy person. If you don't have your health... then nothing else really matters all that much. I like sex just as much as anybody, but I'm not a man-whore, and I'm not looking for slutty girls just to have "fun with." I'll leave those kinds of women for the likes of Dangerpaul and Diekan. I want to meet a quality girl who is ready for commitment.
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Postby Jay » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:03 pm

Narrock wrote:
The Kizzy wrote:Mindia doesnt want a girl just for sex. He wants a relationship. First comes love, then comes marriage, then come SEX


Not necessarily in that order, but I do want a relationship that has marriage potential.


You want a committed relationship which requires time to be spent with this person but you're gonna be driving a semi across multiple states and not spending much time in your area. Setting yourself up for failure?
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Postby Diekan » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:52 pm

Dylan wrote:She must like EQ since she likes to get two-boxed so often.


Mindia met Tirella irl?
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Postby araby » Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:33 pm

I've had a dream about stephen colbert..
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Postby Narrock » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:08 pm

Jay wrote:
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The Kizzy wrote:Mindia doesnt want a girl just for sex. He wants a relationship. First comes love, then comes marriage, then come SEX


Not necessarily in that order, but I do want a relationship that has marriage potential.


You want a committed relationship which requires time to be spent with this person but you're gonna be driving a semi across multiple states and not spending much time in your area. Setting yourself up for failure?


Going with a local company. It's a nationwide company, but going for their local division... Sysco/Sygma, the restaurant supply comany. They called me back for a 2nd interview this upcoming Monday.
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Postby Jay » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:01 pm

Just up and down CA?
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Postby Tikker » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:55 pm

Narrock wrote:
Tikker wrote:honestly, the holier than thou attitude just prevents people from having potentially great random sex


I don't like the term "Holier than thou." The Bible is a good reference for living your life, and if you follow it the best you can, you will at least be a healthy person. If you don't have your health... then nothing else really matters all that much. I like sex just as much as anybody, but I'm not a man-whore, and I'm not looking for slutty girls just to have "fun with." I'll leave those kinds of women for the likes of Dangerpaul and Diekan. I want to meet a quality girl who is ready for commitment.


you wouldn't buy a car without test driving it would you?


women are the same way
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Postby Narrock » Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:30 pm

Tikker wrote:
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Tikker wrote:honestly, the holier than thou attitude just prevents people from having potentially great random sex


I don't like the term "Holier than thou." The Bible is a good reference for living your life, and if you follow it the best you can, you will at least be a healthy person. If you don't have your health... then nothing else really matters all that much. I like sex just as much as anybody, but I'm not a man-whore, and I'm not looking for slutty girls just to have "fun with." I'll leave those kinds of women for the likes of Dangerpaul and Diekan. I want to meet a quality girl who is ready for commitment.


you wouldn't buy a car without test driving it would you?



women are the same way



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Postby Narrock » Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:32 pm

Jay wrote:Just up and down CA?


Locally in the Sacramento/Stockton area. Their longhaul division only goes as far as Vegas, San Diego and L.A. But there's a long waiting list to get on the longhaul team.
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Postby Markarado » Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:35 pm

There's more than sex to 'test drive' before marriage. I'd much rather experience living with the person than having sex before getting married....
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Postby Tikker » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:25 am

that's part of the test drive

there's no way i'd get married without living with the person first
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Postby Diekan » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:29 am

yeah - you have to sleep together before you get married. sexual compatibility is just as important as anything else.
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Postby Harrison » Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:17 am

araby wrote:I've had a dream about stephen colbert..


I like you a lot more already!
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Postby Juls » Sun Aug 13, 2006 9:36 pm

Hmmm.. She's just getting topics to talk about... chatting being open....
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