So I got a fake I.D.

Naethyn · Post by **Naethyn** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:50 am

And my buddies and I went to their fav club last night. It was a good time 5 dollar cover and wednesday nights are 'drinkin with lincoln'. Whatever. Anyways, this chick from texas was spending her last night in Pensacola. She was all right but not in the fuckable range. I turned it down and she promptly went to my wingman. I'm just wanting to know what is the general fuckable range for the NT folks around here. Do you give those types of chicks the time of day? That and I'm hungover as fuck and its a thursday.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:55 am

It depends on a number of different factors. You were awfully vague in your description of the Texan so it's difficult to guage.

Naethyn · Post by **Naethyn** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:56 am

Forget the texan.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:57 am

At your age you should be fucking anything with a vagina.

Post by **Lyion** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:01 am

Beware of strange women at Rumrunners in Pensacola.

Griever · Post by **Griever** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:22 am

You can only fuck women that NT deems appropriate. If you don't, you fail at life and you will be ridiculed by society.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:24 am

I'll basically stick it in anything that wont cause my dick to rot off.

araby · Post by **araby** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:44 am

I am twenty-nine years old. I'll be thirty next month. been posting here for about five years I 'spose.

cong on your new identity. I hope it wins you many nights of drinking that lead to as many hook-ups as possible. You can't expect too much on your first night out though. Play it cool.

araby · Post by **araby** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:46 am

Oh-funny fake ID story:

my bf is a musician and sometimes he meets people but doesn't remember it later. He got an email about a year ago from some random kid that he supposedly met after a show sometime. the kid told him that people keep telling him he looks just like my bf-so he asked him for his ID. paid him $50 for it-he offered that.

just recently, the kid emailed him again, saying the ID has expired now, and will pay him the same thing for a new ID. And the funny thing is, he really does look just like my bf.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:51 am

My first fake was my buddy who was 3 years older. I am 5'9, and at the time was about 165lbs. He was 6'5 240. That ID lasted about a week and a half before a bouncer took it. Didnt work too well hahaha

araby · Post by **araby** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:53 am

I never had one. the hick town I grew up in never asked me for an ID because of the people I was with. I drank everywhere I went.

when I needed a drink though, out of town in columbia or wherever, we'd just get me water, (which comes in a special CLEAR cup so they can catch you) and we'd pour vodka/tonic in it. :wink:

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:10 am

drinking age is like 18 here~

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:27 am

Naethyn, if that's you in your avatar, you ain't all that and when I was in my barhopping days you wouldn't have been my first or even second choice. You should have been grateful she was interested in the first place.

You're cute...but you don't exactly set the pulse a'racin'.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:29 am

WoW Martrae, that was mean.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:45 am

Pfft, don't listen to that bullshit. It doesn't matter how you look. I knew guys in college that weren't good looking but they always got hot girls because they were clowns.

If you can enter a conversation, make them laugh and have some confidence, you will do a lot better than that good looking, unintelligent meathead with a bad attitude, standing in a corner waiting for the girls to flock to him.

Trust me on that.

I wonder how good looking Mart is, it looks like shes too chicken shit to post any pics so I can only assume the worst.

Naethyn · Post by **Naethyn** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:48 am

Martrae wrote:Naethyn, if that's you in your avatar, you ain't all that and when I was in my barhopping days you wouldn't have been my first or even second choice. You should have been grateful she was interested in the first place.

You're cute...but you don't exactly set the pulse a'racin'.

Confidence

Thats all it takes. If you honestly think a guy needs to be "hot" to pickup any chick you obviously have no fucking clue what your talking about.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:50 am

Yep, confidence and sense of humor is key.

My brother is 6 foot 300 pounds but he's got a hot wife (married for 12 years) because he's one of the funniest guys I know.

Naethyn · Post by **Naethyn** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:51 am

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:53 am

So bigness is in your jeans, Ginz? VEry interesting.

Naethyn · Post by **Naethyn** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:54 am

The Kizzy wrote:WoW Martrae, that was mean.

Actually, that was cool. I would much rather have a chick who was straight with what she thought and said. I can respect that.

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:55 am

Now, I'm just a worn out old mommy person with three kids. In my early 20s I was fairly hot (which is all guys really care about) and had my share of pulse pounding moments.

I never said guys had to be "hot" but they had to have that 'spark' and from your pic I just don't see it.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:56 am

So bigness is in your jeans, Ginz? VEry interesting.

Well, if that was a pun at my penis size then yes.

If that was in regards to the fat gene, yes too. I was 220 when I graduated college, I have been hitting the gym five days a week for five years and I am good to go for now. But the fat gene is in there...biding it's time.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:57 am

I never said guys had to be "hot" but they had to have that 'spark' and from your pic I just don't see it

Just stop, you're making a fool out of yourself.

Actually, that was cool. I would much rather have a chick who was straight with what she thought and said. I can respect that.

People should tolerate that attitude. I hate when assholes talk shit about everyone and everything and they justify it by saying "hey, I say what I think, I speak the truth". There is a fine line between speaking the truth and being abnoxious. The old saying "if you dont have something nice to say then dont say it at all" comes to mind.

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:58 am

You just don't understand, that's ok...it just proves you're not gay I guess.

Who wins that bet, btw?

Naethyn · Post by **Naethyn** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:59 am

Martrae wrote:Now, I'm just a worn out old mommy person with three kids. In my early 20s I was fairly hot (which is all guys really care about) and had my share of pulse pounding moments.

I never said guys had to be "hot" but they had to have that 'spark' and from your pic I just don't see it.

Ok,

Well click the www below this post. I think you'll get a better idea.