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David Copperfield says he's found Fountain of Youth

Postby Martrae » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:07 am

Aug 16, 8:34 AM (ET)
By Jane Sutton

MIAMI (Reuters) - The man who made the Statue of Liberty appear to vanish may soon claim to do the same for unsightly bags and wrinkles.

Master illusionist David Copperfield says he has found the "Fountain of Youth" in the southern Bahamas, amid a cluster of four tiny islands he recently bought for $50 million.

One of his islands in the Exuma chain, Musha Cay, is a private resort that rents for up to $300,000 a week and the other islands serve as buffers to keep prying eyes away from celebrity guests on the white sand beaches.

Copperfield is coy about his reasons for the Fountain of Youth claim, but the man best known for entertaining with grand deception insists his archipelago also contains the legendary waters that bestow perpetual youth. Seriously.

"I've discovered a true phenomenon," he told Reuters in a telephone interview. "You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again. ... Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."

Copperfield, who turns 50 next month, said he had hired biologists and geologists to examine its potential effect on humans but he's not inviting visitors to swim in or drink from it just yet.




Either he's desperate for visitors to his resort or he's made his mind disappear.
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Postby Diekan » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:53 am

What is it with people making tons and tons of money getting famous then going off the deep end of reality?
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:32 am

Reality? We're talking about David Copperfield here.
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Postby Gidan » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:33 am

Who wants to bet he makes is disappear. Probably done on live TV and gets paid 100Mil for it.



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Postby Spazz » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:53 am

Its the money that makes them go off the deep end.
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Postby Diekan » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:54 am

gidan wrote:Who wants to be he makes is disappear.


What?
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Postby Darcler » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:12 pm

Diekan wrote:
gidan wrote:Who wants to be he makes is disappear.


What?


Who wants to bet he makes it disappear.

He types fast <3
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Postby Gidan » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:00 pm

Hate spelling something wrong when its actually a corectly spelled word. FU MS Word.
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Postby Jay » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:06 pm

Maybe you guys should step out of your bubble a bit. What if it's real? Where's your imagination kids?
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Postby Maeya » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:10 pm

I won't ever be able to fully believe him given that he's a magician.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:07 pm

He's an assclown, and he's gonna get even richer by preying on retards that believe him.
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Postby Harrison » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:08 pm

spazz wrote:Its the money that makes them go off the deep end.


What's your excuse?
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Postby mofish » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:08 pm

Hahaha. Yeah its totally real.
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Postby Markarado » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:29 pm

I look younger than I am already. No thanks~
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Postby Juls » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:00 am

Hmmm...David really can do magic.. But its not fully him but more on what he feeds and what follows him. But what's the point of telling you guys when u don't believe in ghost.
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Postby Markarado » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:09 am

Juls most of us don't believe in your ghost stories because they're bullshit. Ever heard of hallucinating? You don't actually have to BE high to hallucinate. Fear and paranoia can cause it as well.

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Postby Markarado » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:10 am

By the way, I'm using a different phone. Msg me ur number plz thx Juls~
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Postby Juls » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:12 am

Mark... Like i said its a waste of time to share cuz you think it's bullshit. Maybe when u are in 1 or 2 situations where i have been you might see it in a different way. So no point right DUDE?
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Postby Narrock » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:14 am

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Postby Markarado » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:21 am

You're right, there is no point. I'll sit and listen to all the stories people have to tell about ghosts. I find them entertaining at best.
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Postby Juls » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:30 am

DUDE that i dont believe
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Postby Markarado » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:01 am

Juls msg me plz~ I want ur number ><
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Postby Juls » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:08 am

EDIT: IM him the number - Mar
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Postby Markarado » Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:57 am

Taking shit a little personally eh?
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:44 am

I wouldnt post your number on this message board, TRUST ME.

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