Talking to deployed friends is really depressing

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Postby Narrock » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:13 am

The Kizzy wrote:
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The Kizzy wrote:My friend John just got back from two back to back tours in Iraq. It was great seeing him. He told me that the only thing they use their women for is to make babies, and they use other men for sexual gratification. That's just sick. I've known John since we were kids. He's always been the older brother type. But when he told me he is thinking about going back over for another tour, I almost cried. He has 18 years in, and doesn't want to retire now, why when he is only 2 years from being able to retire. It was good seeing him. He looked so hot in his uniform. Yummy!!


When you guys gettin married?


We aren't. Trust me, I know this guy, he just wants a peice of ass.


You gonna give him said piece of ass?
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:56 am

Maybe I will, maybe I wont. MAybe I already did
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Postby Harrison » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:57 am

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Postby Narrock » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:01 am

The Kizzy wrote:Maybe I will, maybe I wont. MAybe I already did


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Postby Harrison » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:12 am

SHENANIGANS!

I saw a different post.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:13 am

Hehehe, I was hoping you are the only one who saw it. I know you'll never spill the beans.
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Postby Harrison » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:15 am

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Postby Gidan » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:20 am

And I though I just read it wrong the first time :)
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:25 am

BAH
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Postby Martrae » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:50 pm

Harrison wrote:SHENANIGANS!

I saw a different post.
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Postby leah » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:00 pm

dammit, i didn't. :(
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Postby Darcler » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:09 pm

Me neither.
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Postby araby » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:16 pm

dammit looks like I had the loser seats at that show
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Postby araby » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:17 pm

I saw stacy's thread NEENER

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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:26 pm

Ugh, he wants to hang out again
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Postby araby » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:31 pm

you should go, fuck him, then tell us about it.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:38 pm

A one night stand is just that, ONE TIME. Ugh, why do guys always fall for me? I think its because Im the coolest chick ever!!! Or maybe I just give really good sexxors
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Postby araby » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:41 pm

Probably. one night stands are what they are-you're right. you sound as though you're contemplating whether or not you should hang out with him, which means you'd have a one night stand. or wouldn't. what you gonna do?
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Postby araby » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:43 pm

or *already* did? maybe you SHOULD marry him.
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Postby Tikker » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:44 pm

just tell him it's your turn to stick it in his ass
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:46 pm

I dont do pooper sex, sorry.

Why would I want to be in a committed relationship with someone who has 2 years left in the Army before he can retire. I.E. HE wont be here.
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Postby Tuggan » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:56 pm

that poor fuckin guy, gets home from whereever and kizzy is the best he can do :cry:
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Postby araby » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:58 pm

The Kizzy wrote:I dont do pooper sex, sorry.

Why would I want to be in a committed relationship with someone who has 2 years left in the Army before he can retire. I.E. HE wont be here.


In my opinion it's a perk.
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Postby Phlegm » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:59 pm

Tuggan wrote:that poor fuckin guy, gets home from whereever and kizzy is the best he can do :cry:


:lol: instigator...again.
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Postby Darcler » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:06 pm

araby wrote:
The Kizzy wrote:I dont do pooper sex, sorry.

Why would I want to be in a committed relationship with someone who has 2 years left in the Army before he can retire. I.E. HE wont be here.


In my opinion it's a perk.


For true. Dating someone deployed is the fucking bomb. They send you things and give you money and you dont even have to put out for it. Just once a year for a couple weeks. Win-win.
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