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You just don't understand, that's ok...it just proves you're not gay I guess.


Who wins that bet, btw?


Despite being incredibly handsome and a fantastic dresser to boot, I have given zero indication that I am a homosexual. So if there was a bet made, it was based on my appearance and if that is the case, then I am flattered because gay men typically take good care of themselves.
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Ginz you sound so much like spifits it scares me.

btw, tell him "PINK" for me. He'll understand.
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If all she was looking for from you was sex (which is what it looks like) and she didn't turn your crank at all, well, you probably did the right thing. I would also question since she went right to your wingman after that how many people she'd gone after and what she has in the disease department....
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Ginz you sound so much like spifits it scares me.

btw, tell him "PINK" for me. He'll understand.


rofl, when you live together long enough you start sound like each other.
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so what's with the hot chick in your myspace photos, if you're talkin' about bangin' random chicks?
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leah wrote:so what's with the hot chick in your myspace photos, if you're talkin' about bangin' random chicks?


I wondered this as well.
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araby wrote:Oh-funny fake ID story:

my bf is a musician and sometimes he meets people but doesn't remember it later. He got an email about a year ago from some random kid that he supposedly met after a show sometime. the kid told him that people keep telling him he looks just like my bf-so he asked him for his ID. paid him $50 for it-he offered that.

just recently, the kid emailed him again, saying the ID has expired now, and will pay him the same thing for a new ID. And the funny thing is, he really does look just like my bf.


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Longstory short. I picked her up on vacation in MN. I knew her for about 2 hours and we decided to drive down to FL she lived with me for a month. Her ex fiance, who she gave the ring to the night I met her, killed some guy up in MN because he thought she was with him (same name as me). So now this guy is wanted in MN. We did it for a month and it was seirously the greatest month of my life. Then this guy shows up in my house a week ago. <insert drama>. I promptly told her to get the fuck out and havn't heard from her since.
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Ginzburgh wrote:
You just don't understand, that's ok...it just proves you're not gay I guess.


Who wins that bet, btw?


Despite being incredibly handsome and a fantastic dresser to boot, I have given zero indication that I am a homosexual. So if there was a bet made, it was based on my appearance and if that is the case, then I am flattered because gay men typically take good care of themselves.


So, you're a metrosexual on some level.
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mother of god, your life must be rife with dramaqueenery.

honestly, who does shit like that?
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Hey, next time you're in MN stop by and say hi! This time don't take anyone back with you though, we're a crazy bunch up here~ :rofl:
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Insanityfair wrote:Hey, next time you're in MN stop by and say hi! This time don't take anyone back with you though, we're a crazy bunch up here~ :rofl:


Where you at? I'm from duluth
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Blaine, about 20 min. north of the Twin Cities.
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We have a storage space up in Blaine. Nice part of town up there.
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Ginzburgh wrote:
You just don't understand, that's ok...it just proves you're not gay I guess.


Who wins that bet, btw?


Despite being incredibly handsome and a fantastic dresser to boot, I have given zero indication that I am a homosexual. So if there was a bet made, it was based on my appearance and if that is the case, then I am flattered because gay men typically take good care of themselves.


I don't know bro, you did say you were some plaid pants or some homo shit. :exitonly:
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Blaine has the best soccer fields I ever had the opportunity to play on.
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Naethyn wrote:Longstory short. I picked her up on vacation in MN. I knew her for about 2 hours and we decided to drive down to FL she lived with me for a month. Her ex fiance, who she gave the ring to the night I met her, killed some guy up in MN because he thought she was with him (same name as me). So now this guy is wanted in MN. We did it for a month and it was seirously the greatest month of my life. Then this guy shows up in my house a week ago. <insert drama>. I promptly told her to get the fuck out and havn't heard from her since.


Holy excitement batman, lets trade lives preeze.
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Are you one of those soccer folk that invade my town every year?
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Insanityfair wrote:Are you one of those soccer folk that invade my town every year?


If by invaded you mean kicked the living shit out of every team there then yes.
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No, by invaded I mean hundreds of soccer kids clogging up the intersections by my house and every store in 10 miles for a week or more at a time! Damn them all!
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IF do you live near Coon Rapids? I have a good friend up there.
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Yeah, I'm about 5 minutes from Coon Rapids. :cowlick:
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If I ever travel up there I'll say hi.
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OMG Andy is dreamy. Hook a sister up!!
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http://shopping.discovery.com/product-59147.html

He's the one doing the devil horns on the fly by. What a dork.
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