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I live in Coon Rapids.
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And I still haven't met you yet!
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I don't know bro, you did say you were some plaid pants or some homo shit.


Plaid shorts...and even Mindia said "plaid shorts with flip flops and you're good to go".

Speaking of plaid shorts, I'm going to block island next Thurs, anyone from the northeast care to stop in?
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Block Island, RI?
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No, Block Island Wisconsin.
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Insanityfair wrote:And I still haven't met you yet!


Well you haven't tried very hard! All you have to do is look out your window any given night. I'm the shadowy figure in the bushes with the binoculars.
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Ginzburgh wrote:
I don't know bro, you did say you were some plaid pants or some homo shit.


Plaid shorts...and even Mindia said "plaid shorts with flip flops and you're good to go".

Speaking of plaid shorts, I'm going to block island next Thurs, anyone from the northeast care to stop in?


I like cargo shorts more though :P
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Tossica wrote:
Insanityfair wrote:And I still haven't met you yet!


Well you haven't tried very hard! All you have to do is look out your window any given night. I'm the shadowy figure in the bushes with the binoculars.


My neighbor is kind of like that, I can't tell you perverts apart!
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Martrae wrote:Naethyn, if that's you in your avatar, you ain't all that and when I was in my barhopping days you wouldn't have been my first or even second choice. You should have been grateful she was interested in the first place.

You're cute...but you don't exactly set the pulse a'racin'.


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Tossica wrote:
Insanityfair wrote:And I still haven't met you yet!


Well you haven't tried very hard! All you have to do is look out your window any given night. I'm the shadowy figure in the bushes with the binoculars.


I always figured you for a toliet cam kind of guy personally.
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You're girlfriend Nikki is gorgeous why aren't you boning her??

oh...whoops *edit* I just saw there was page two also instead of posting..sorry! okay! no derailing here...

I think ginz is sexy as all hell. and cargo shorts are ugly.
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I would love to see Gid in anything with color, but its a lost cause. Its all darker "colors" like navy, black, dark grey. I bought him a maroon striped shirt from Old Navy once and he said he liked it but its still in the closet with the tags.

He says he doesnt look good in anything with color, but I think he looks fine in just about anything he puts on. I say just about because I dont think he would look good in yellow. BUT I'LL NEVER FREAKING KNOW....
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I think ginz is sexy as all hell.


Right back at you baby.
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Ginz, get splifs come to FL and fuck the texan. I guess run it by him see what he says but I bet he's down.

By the way, why don't i see him post here?
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Martrae wrote:Naethyn, if that's you in your avatar, you ain't all that and when I was in my barhopping days you wouldn't have been my first or even second choice. You should have been grateful she was interested in the first place.

You're cute...but you don't exactly set the pulse a'racin'.



this coming from someone who uses every conceivable excuse in the world to NOT post her pic?

hahahahaha and ha.
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Diekan wrote:
Martrae wrote:Naethyn, if that's you in your avatar, you ain't all that and when I was in my barhopping days you wouldn't have been my first or even second choice. You should have been grateful she was interested in the first place.

You're cute...but you don't exactly set the pulse a'racin'.



this coming from someone who uses every conceivable excuse in the world to NOT post her pic?

hahahahaha and ha.


I didn't think of that at all but you have a point...
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oh...ok
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Tikker wrote:drinking age is like 18 here~


Actually it's 19 :dunno:

That is, unless you have moved to Alberta or Manitoba lately~
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Naethyn wrote:And my buddies and I went to their fav club last night. It was a good time 5 dollar cover and wednesday nights are 'drinkin with lincoln'. Whatever. Anyways, this chick from texas was spending her last night in Pensacola. She was all right but not in the fuckable range. I turned it down and she promptly went to my wingman. I'm just wanting to know what is the general fuckable range for the NT folks around here. Do you give those types of chicks the time of day? That and I'm hungover as fuck and its a thursday.


that was a good story

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Naethyn, you're certainly a spontaneous kinda guy...
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I'm really not at all. I just saw an opportunity and had to take it. I figured whats the worst that can happen.
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Her ex-fiance who killed someone because he thought she was with him could show up at your door.
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The night before Nikki got a call from this guy saying he was in Foley, Alabama. Thirty min from pensacola. She said to me she wanted to see him because she never go tto say goodbye. I told her she is going to have to make a decision and that I didnt want him in my house, do not bring him here, I dont even want this guy to know what car i drive. Live life with me or go back to what she once was. She said it is unfair of me to say she can never see him again. I didn't argue with her but made it clear she will have to make a decision.

She went that night and wasnt home when I woke for work. At work I recieve a call from her mom saying Nikki's work called saying she didn't come in. I tell her that this guy was here and they flipped out. They end up calling Jesse's parents and they ended up calling Jesse telling him he wasnt supposed to leave the state. They find out that her parents called me and nikki IM'd me at work. I didn't reply, signed off and drove home. I work about 5 min from my apt. When I got inside he was sitting at my comp chair and Nikki was pissed for talking with her parents. I basically asked her why she is trying to hide shit from her parents and to grow up.

This dood is about 6'4" 230lb or so. The fucked up this is he came up and shook my hand thanking me for bringing Nikki down here after I walked in the door with him sitting in my fucking computer chair. I looked at him said Im sorry your not welcome here and your going to have to leave. He looked at me saying hey man I didnt come here to start shit. I told him I wasnt going to tell him twice. He went outside. I looked at Nikki and told her "I told you to never bring him here" Then I told her she has to pack her stuff and leave. She tells me that she didn't choose him and that she wasn't planning on going with him.

Its strange but when I saw him in my house I went into a really defensive mode. My life felt threatned and i really kept my cool. I havn't seen her since.
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It's really to bad too. For the month we shared together life was better than I have ever experienced. My entire goal for the situation was to give her the opportunity to suceed. Her success would be a reflection of my own. Unfortunatly, I cant say she chose to go back to that. But she made a decision. And I couldn't be with a girl who would do that. Very unfortunate.
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Post by Jazendar »

There's either a flaw in your story, or you have really big testes. Because telling a guy to get the hell out of your house with a pissed off look, after he just fucking killed someone, is pretty ballsy. Good work my friend.
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