by Diekan » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:32 am
Nice attempt, but you fail.
Hey, I'd rather have to shave my head than to live the rest of my life knowing what a complete and utter disappointment I am to my family. I can't imagine the humiliation they must feel...
What does your dad tell his friends and coworkers when the sit around sharing stories about their sons?
Coworker1: "My son threw two touchdowns last night!"
Coworker2: "My son just joined the Army last week!"
Dylan's Dad: "My son snacks on cock and dances around his room in his sister's panties."
So, just how proud is dear ole dad in knowing that his son is a flamming fag?
What does your sister think about all those times you snuck into her room and stole her panties to wear?
I bet your mom is real proud too... did she share her lipstick with you? Teach you how to put on blush?
I feel most sorry for your dad... that poor poor man...
To think, the day you were born, him standing back, chest out with pride, thinking he had a man to raise...
and instead... he gets this:
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lol
I'm sure he tells you... "I still love you SON!" But you know deep down inside he still thinks of driving his car head on into a semi when the thinks about what he made.
I'll bet he lied in bed awake for nights at a time, hoping, wishing, praying that your mom would roll over and confess to an affair that conceived you.
So tell me, when other BOYS are telling their dads about their "first time" - what did you tell yours? Did you tell him about the cock you sucked? Did you tell him how hot you got when your "date" dropped his pants and stuck his hairy ass in your face?
One boy's love of cock is a father's greatest disappointment. But, he still loves you! lol....
Yeah, I shave my head... better than being the cause of my families humiliation.