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Post by Lele »

Currently all of their representatives are busy.
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I thought Ryan was Gooses real name.

OH I just thought of something. Ralf has been talking about moving to Texas for almost a year now, maybe he saw his opportunity and took it.
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U sure Ralf's real name is Ryan? Why did I think it was Erik...

Just call and say, hi did your owner die?
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Well, his email address is ryan@fusepc.com and he told me that his RL name was Ryan on numerous occasions, and his signature for emails is Ryan... I'd say there's a good chance that's what it is.
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Post by Narrock »

Yeah, his name is Ryan.
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Hello Fuse Computers? Can I speak with ralf macchio please? aka Captain Insano aka Hasselhoff
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Post by Menlaan »

Were Ralph and Goose in the marines? Maybe they got recalled?
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Post by Martrae »

Even if recalled they wouldn't have to go that minute.

Goose's name is Ryan...are they both Ryan?
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Maybe they're one and the same person. Has goose been pulling a fast one on us ala Vonk/Mindia?
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They had both already served their 8 IIRC. They werent on inactive reserves.
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Post by Lele »

I asked for Ralph Mahk-e-oh and the guy what like "Who?" so I asked for Ryan Mach-e-oh and the guy still had no idea who the fuck I was talking about so I said "I'll gather more information and possibly call back." and he still seemed rather unsure but agreed to my afformentioned actions, then I came back here scared and confused and I think someone else should call this time.
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Post by Gaazy »

Whats wrong with saying "May I speak with your boss please? or May I speak with the owner please?"
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Post by Tossica »

The Macchio thing is a joke. Noone knows his last name. Ask for the owner.
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Post by Gaazy »

Yeah, sorry Lele...Ralf Macchio was the name he posted as on this board a couple years ago :(
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Gaazy wrote:Whats wrong with saying "May I speak with your boss please? or May I speak with the owner please?"


he probably contracts out the helpdesk portion~
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Post by Gaazy »

hahahaha I can see a sales rep in the back of my head sitting there thinking "What kind of stupid fucker is named Ralf Macchio?"
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I'm going to sacrifice a virgin everyday until he comes back.
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Post by Tikker »

ps, if you really want to get a hold of him:


whois
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Post by Gidan »

whois is useless, was registered through 1and1, anyway, asking for the boss wont really get you anywhere anyway. They will at most send you to voicemail, they might take a message though probably tell you he isn't available.
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Yes hello, is this fuse computers? Can you tell me if you're boss has suffured a terrible fate at the hands of a thai hooker?
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gidan wrote:whois is useless, was registered through 1and1, anyway, asking for the boss wont really get you anywhere anyway. They will at most send you to voicemail, they might take a message though probably tell you he isn't available.


do a whois in fusepc.net
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Post by Gidan »

I would be really disapointed if fusepc.net was his site. Just doesn't seem like him at all. Not to mention he has a real thing for 1and1 where fusepc.com is located while fusepc.net is a msn site.
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Post by Gaazy »

Here in our office the secretary connects to the voice mail of everyone, it beeps once in the office and I check the ID, and if I dont feel like dealing with them it goes to VM~
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Post by Donnel »

Jay wrote:I'm going to sacrifice a virgin everyday until he comes back.


With *YOUR* tiny dagger? Please.
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Gidan wrote:I would be really disapointed if fusepc.net was his site. Just doesn't seem like him at all. Not to mention he has a real thing for 1and1 where fusepc.com is located while fusepc.net is a msn site.


read the about us of fusepc.net

it really sounds like his ranting
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