Evil Career Women

[Lyion]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning ; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So....you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, o pens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

[Markarado]

Clever~

[Gargamellow]

i think opinion articles suck donkey dick

[KaiineTN]

I think Guntaag killed this thread.

[Guntaag Gorefeast]

Forkin a.

My and my Colt .45 Prude Gun just fragglerocked this thread.


at least i can kill shit,you should see this Kaiine kid on the internet its pathetic =/

[KaiineTN]

Gunt, shouldn't you wait until a bit later in the day to start with the alcohol consumption? ;p

[Guntaag Gorefeast]

i drink only the e-blood of my fallen e-enemies.


ps. we're gonna have like 5 people at porks tonight there will be much interneting you must be on.

[KaiineTN]

Roger sir.

By the way, who else from the NT crowd plays CS:S, Warcraft III, and other similar games? Me, Gunt and crew have been doing a lot of gaming lately, more are always welcome! Unless you suck. Well, you're allowed to suck at gaming if you don't have a penis and are fun to look at. But if you don't qualify, f off, noobs.

[Guntaag Gorefeast]

p.s. we only let kaiine play because he doesnt have a penis and is amusing to look at.


I was thinking on switching my major to hijacking.

[Harrison]

I'll push your shit in on CS:S