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Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:04 am

Do NOT try to start a conversation with another dude in the locker room while you're both getting dressed. It's gay, umkay?

I was at the gym and getting ready to hop in the shower after an hour run.... some dude is in there getting dressed and decides to "strike up" a conversation... seriously... it makes you gay... don't do it.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:49 am

No, you are.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:39 am

now that you mention it - that Jay is a sexy bitch aint he...

Post by **Lyion** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:43 am

Diekan wrote:Do NOT try to start a conversation with another dude in the locker room while you're both getting dressed. It's gay, umkay?

I was at the gym and getting ready to hop in the shower after an hour run.... some dude is in there getting dressed and decides to "strike up" a conversation... seriously... it makes you gay... don't do it.

I thought this only applied to taking a piss. :dunno:

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:12 am

I hate it when people chat it up at the urinal.

Also, whistling. There's this dude at my work who always whistles when he's at the urinal and I just want to slam his face into the urinal cake.

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:14 am

Gee...if you weren't so worried about latent homosexual tendencies you wouldn't worry about it.

Maybe that's why you really hate women...deep down you're gay.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:31 am

lyion wrote:
Diekan wrote:Do NOT try to start a conversation with another dude in the locker room while you're both getting dressed. It's gay, umkay?

I was at the gym and getting ready to hop in the shower after an hour run.... some dude is in there getting dressed and decides to "strike up" a conversation... seriously... it makes you gay... don't do it.

I thought this only applied to taking a piss.

Nope, it includes being undressed in locker rooms too.

It's one thing to chat it up while you're putting your shoes on, or digging your MP3 player of your bag, but if you're stipping down to get into the shower or change clothes... then it's not cool.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:33 am

Martrae wrote:Gee...if you weren't so worried about latent homosexual tendencies you wouldn't worry about it.

Maybe that's why you really hate women...deep down you're gay.

hmm come to Savannah and we can test your hypothosis :balloon:

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:17 am

men who are comfortable with their sexuality don't fear such things

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:21 am

hey big nasty, shouldn't you be off smearing peanut butter all over your ass or something right about now?

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:35 am

He was trying to pick you up Diekan.

Post by **DangerPaul** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:48 am

Men talking to you isn't gay, it's just akward. It is you sucking them off, or them giving you a reach around that makes you gay.

Post by **DangerPaul** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:49 am

By you, I mean men in general, not you as in Diekan.

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:38 pm

No, chatting people up in the locker room is definitely gay. Hell, gyms are gay.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:06 pm

Diekan wrote:now that you mention it - that Jay is a sexy bitch aint he...

Oh stop it! :lope:

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:09 pm

I absolutely hated the locker room at my gym in Shanghai. Gyms here and other places I have been are different. People will undress, get in the shower, and dress again. In Shanghai they'll undress and walk around the locker room for 15 minutes checking themselves out in the mirror while talking to their buddies. I fucking hated it.

About 2 and a half months ago I was in the Suana at that gym. Some kid, probably 15 years old, walked in naked. I told him in English that I don't want to look at his shit - go get dressed! He didn't understand. So I said "Wo bu yao kan ni de jiji." That basically means I don't want to look at your dick. He looked at me and walked out.. haha

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:15 pm

I think the whole "Malaysia" problem has been Shanghai'd.

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:05 am

Jay wrote:I think the whole "Malaysia" problem has been Shanghai'd.

haha

i dont go to the gym, but i dont give a shit if someone strikes up a conversation at the urinal. i guess that makes me a gay.

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:31 am

Don't speak to me at the urinal... it's not right..

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:29 am

Zanchief wrote:I hate it when people chat it up at the urinal.

Also, whistling. There's this dude at my work who always whistles when he's at the urinal and I just want to slam his face into the urinal cake.

Man, I hear you. That's almost as bad as when they come up, stand next to you... look over and down and then say, "Hey, nice penis." Man, what a fag! I mean seriously, could you be any more obvious? Roflz!

araby · Post by **araby** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:40 am

Guys show me their penises and want to talk at the urinal all the time. I just ignore them.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:21 pm

I guess it makes me gay that I talk to people at the urinal, in the locker room, and fuck guys in the ass.

What a world.

Post by **Gidan** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:31 pm

Dylan wrote:I guess it makes me gay that I talk to people at the urinal, in the locker room, and fuck guys in the ass.

What a world.

Well yeah, you didn't know that talking to other men at the urinal and in the locker room made you gay? What planet did you come from, Pluto? :mystery:

Post by **Lyion** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:56 pm

araby wrote:Guys show me their penises and want to talk at the urinal all the time. I just ignore them.

No need to speak?

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:47 pm

Talking in the locker room isn't bad. It's when you stripped ass naked and some dude looks at you and says, "nice day aye?" that IS bad. I don't mind you chatting it up if I'm digging through my gym bag to get the MP3 player, or lacing up the shoes... but if I'm stripped down getting ready to get into the shower - I don't need you asking me how my day is going.

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