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weirdest dream ever

Postby Diekan » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:23 am

ok I just had the strangest most fucked up dream ever.

I was nailing Kathryn Erbe, have no idea why... and we're working together at some construction site. Anyway, it's gets to be night and I mean dark dark night. So suddenly I'm standing in front of this house and this guy (whom I've never seen before) walks by and says there's a murder going on right now inside the house. Next thing I know I'm in the kitchen weilding a butcher knife and a meat cleaver thinking that Kathryn is in trouble. So, I go around the house looking for her, which sucks because all the lights are off, but there's this loud background noise of fans running. I go through the house and back to the kitchen where I find her standing looking at me like wtf took you so long. Then she walks out of the room and I shout for her to stay here. I hear a thud and run to the room... the living room. I see a body, but it's not her it's some scrawny dark haired chick, whom I've never seen before.

So, now I'm a mission to find and kill the killer - with my blades. Some fucking cat runs by me and through a door that's slightly open. So I follow it. Turns out to be an outside leading down to the yard. When I open it I see some dude sitting on the bottom step smoking a cig. I creep down behind him and he doesn't move, then I step around him and he still doesn't move. I walk out into the yard a little way and look around for Kathryn, who's no where in sight - then the dude turns into the cat, rushes me and turns back into a man and attacks. I slash him up, but he wont die. Then I hear police cars coming and another cat come tearing down from the roof - a white cat. A big flash of light and another dude with angel wings tears into the dude, dressed in all black - the one smoking the cig from earlier. They fight and as the cop cars pull in they both vanish in a huge ball of light - the best way I can describe it.

Kathryn runs up to me with the cops. They go inside the house. Then out of the blue I'm now working at a computer doing tech support for something I don't even know what the hell it was and Kathryn was there next to me. She's my boss and tells me I need to go with her to her office. She comes onto me, but rather than doing her I keep looking over at the closet door (yeah right a closet in an office) that's slowly opening up....

then I wake up.

fuck that was strange. but then again I did have another dream some time about nitrous oxide power winnabegos and talking chimps.
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Postby araby » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:30 am

Nice job with all the details. I can't remember mine for shit anymore...I used to be very good at it, as well as lucid dreaming.

I don't remember them much anymore..and when I do, it's foggy and it passes too quickly once I wake up. I can't seem to hold the memory fast enough as the memory passes...or whatever.

Last night I did dream about something intense, I remember when I woke up that it had something to do with people gathering, and I remember religion being involved, and I remember seeing my boyfriend's ex-gf. I was fond of her in the dream.
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Postby Diekan » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:33 am

I can usually remember everything if I get woken during the dream - as with this one. If I sleep completely through it, I'm like you and can't remember much.

Food is what fucks me up. I don't eat a junk or fast food, but I decided to eat pizza last night.

Every time I eat something I'm not used to - or bad stuff - I get fucked up dreams.
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Postby Phlegm » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:45 am

Stop watching Law & Order. It's fucking up your unconscious mind.
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Postby Dylan » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:56 am

Did you wake up with a soiled crouch?
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Postby Spazz » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:04 pm

Yea if i fall asleep watching law and order i have some wack dreams. Wackest by far is the one i had bout rapin and killin alexandra cabbot then being an ass to eliot stabler. MAN that is not the show to watch as you sleep
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Postby Spazz » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:05 pm

and who is Kathryn Erbe ??
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Postby Phlegm » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:20 pm

spazz wrote:and who is Kathryn Erbe ??


She is on one of the Law & Order. Criminal Intent ... I think.
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Postby Spazz » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:27 pm

Oh i dont watch ciminal intent just rego and sv
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Postby Juls » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:48 am

wow that is a wacky dream... maybe thinking of something too much or watching too much law and order. Like last week i was missing my Danish dude.. i dreamt i gotten aids from him and woke up.. still freaking me up until today
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:15 pm

its a sign juls
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Postby Jay » Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:42 pm

He is aids.
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Postby Juls » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:52 pm

:| ermmm i also dreamt he was married before he met me... with an older lady... like 15 years older
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Postby Phlegm » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:57 pm

So your dream is telling you that your gay Danish boyfriend used to be a boytoy eye candy for some old lady. Ask him next time you talk to him if this assessment is correct.
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Postby Juls » Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:01 pm

HAHA i did askk him.. he laughed till he fell down the floor.. and said "B you think too much.. u have damn weird dreams... "

lets go back to Deiken's dream.. it is damn weird
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Postby Markarado » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:40 pm

Juls fuck going to Denmark. Let's go Thailand for a month!
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Postby Phlegm » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:43 pm

Markarado wrote:Juls fuck going to Denmark. Let's go Thailand for a month!


but the aid infested boyfriend is in Denmark.
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Postby Markarado » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:49 pm

bunch of aid infested lady-boys in Thailand... It's all there!
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Postby Phlegm » Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:55 pm

Markarado wrote:bunch of aid infested lady-boys in Thailand... It's all there!


Is that the main reason you want to go there for a month? :wink:
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Postby Juls » Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:15 pm

AHHAHA he wants to go koh samui..heaven..paradise!
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Postby Martrae » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:25 am

I had a dream last night that the Cap posted today that he's been in England for some sandwich they have there and that's why he's been gone. Very weird.
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