Hard core gamer lifer loser people.

Post by **Lyion** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:29 pm

AGASAKI -- A Nagasaki company has created a wheelchair with a built-in toilet that cleans, dries and deodorizes without the user ever having to leave their seat.

Venture business Japan Oasis spent six years developing the toilet-equipped wheelchair, which it expects to benefit the disabled and elderly, who can rent it out for just 1,100 yen a day.

"I thought the disabled and elderly would be happy knowing that they could leave their homes without having to worry about the toilet," Shuichi Suehiro, Japan Oasis president, said. "It'll certainly make things much easier for caregivers."

The chair requires users to put on special trousers and underwear. When the user needs to go to the toilet, the simply do their business through a hole in the chair. An in-built nozzle will spray out water that cleans the buttocks and makes them smell nice, while warm air will be blown out from a fan to dry them out.

Maeya · Post by **Maeya** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:48 pm

And so stylish - with it's 3 different kinds of plaid.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:50 pm

that's awesome

Post by **Arlos** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:08 pm

In all honesty, I can imagine it will do wonders for paraplegics and others without functioning legs who'd otherwise have real issues going to a normal restroom.

-Arlos

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:31 pm

and it opens up a whole new industry for people to empty the shit out of the wheelchair

araby · Post by **araby** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:04 pm

and clothing lines/underwear

Post by **Lyion** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:35 pm

arlos wrote:In all honesty, I can imagine it will do wonders for paraplegics and others without functioning legs who'd otherwise have real issues going to a normal restroom.

Yeah, its a great idea and implementation.. But you KNOW that dude with the 10 computers lined up to MMO is thinking hard about getting one.

Juls · Post by **Juls** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:10 pm

yea ahhaha those hardcore gamers would buy something like that..so when they are in an instance or pvp - ing dont need to brb.. and stuff

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:23 pm

Buy one for your boyfriend~

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:29 pm

That would spell instant breakup. I think you should do Juls a favor and buy him one.

Juls · Post by **Juls** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:55 pm

:| if he had one..it would be too smelly for the next 3 houses to take it

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:04 pm

*shudder*

Person: Hi Wheelchair guy! Lets go to the Mexican restaraunt and order some Chicken ChimiChangas!

Wheelchair guy: No problem, just let me go to the bathroom. :D ...*grunt* ok lets go.

*shudder*

Thon · Post by **Thon** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:28 am

a toilet chair is something to buy, not rent~