I guess I'll follow suit with a recipe of my own.
Two slices of bread. I tablespoon of peanut butter. I tablespoon of jam (strawberry).
Directions:
Remove bread from wrapper. Close wrapping to ensure bread stays fresh. Place bread on small plate, side by side. Smear peanut butter on the slice nearest you. Rotate plate 180 degrees. Spread the jam on the other slice (the one now nearest to you, that doesn't have the peanut butter on it). Place one slice on top the other. This is where it gets tricky. Make sure the peanut butter slice is face up - laying on the plate. Take the other slice and place it directly on top of the slice laying on the plate. Make sure the jam is facing DOWN toward the peanut butter.
Pick up with both hands and bring toward mouth. Open mouth and bite into sandwich. Repeat as needed.