Baby drowned in vomit.

[Phlegm]

Really sad.

NEW YORK Sep 22, 2006 (AP)— A 3-month-old infant fell off a bed into a bucket of her teenage mother's vomit and died, said police, who charged the woman with negligent homicide on Thursday.

Savarin Dejesus, 18, had left the child with a baby sitter at an East Harlem group home where she lived to go out partying Sept. 15, police said.

When she returned, Dejesus vomited in the bucket next to the bed where she fell asleep with her daughter, Niah Ford, in her arms, police said.

The infant later tumbled into the bucket and apparently drowned, police said. Dejesus didn't discover what had happened to her baby until the next afternoon.

The girl was taken to a hospital, where she was pronounced dead, police said.

Dejesus also was charged with endangering the welfare of a child. She was in police custody late Thursday.

A woman who answered the telephone at Dejesus' group home, the Fox House, declined to comment on the baby's death.

[Yamori]

I'm probably a bad person for laughing at that headline

[Markarado]

Must have been a hell of a lot of vomit

[Dylan]

Or one stupid baby.

[Markarado]

Yes, because babies are smart

[Darcler]

Must have been a hell of a lot of vomit

You can drown in 1 inch of liquid...

[Jay]

The good part of this whole thing is that I saved a ton of money on car insurance. Not kidding, I redid my insurance and saved some money on Friday.

[Tuggan]

did you go with geico?

[Minrott]

What the fuck kind of name is Dejesus. Makes me believe the rumors of doctors in ghettos suggesting the most outrageous names they could think of to illiterates who didn't know any better.

[Yamori]

Seriously though that baby had it coming.

What a chump.