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by **Lyion** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:51 am

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:22 am

Of course:

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

by **Maeya** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:36 am

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mvp

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Damn =( They rated me as a heretic.

by **leah** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:47 am

second level for me... although that was the only "high" i had, and most others were "low" or "very low," except for a moderate or two. apparently i'm not as hell-bound as i thought.

hehe i'm lustful.

by **Gidan** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:17 am

Level 6 - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

by **Phlegm** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:04 am

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

I am a heretic.

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:30 am

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Level Who are sent there? Score

Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:31 am

Is that a cry for help Garg?

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:32 am

Just a copy/paste. I gave up crying for help when I realized I was the only one who loved me enough to help me.

Any other assramming questions?

by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:38 am

Kill yourself.

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:39 am

Dream on.

by **DangerPaul** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:46 am

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

teehee
Like I expected anything different.

by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:49 am

He said "male bulge".

by **Spazz** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:34 pm

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

by **Arlos** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:03 pm

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

I guess being Pagan helps me out in getting to go to Limbo.

-Arlos

by **Diekan** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:05 pm

Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen?

Ha! I see this for what it is. Bush's guys are the ones who put this site up and are watching to see who selects yes to this question. Knock knock at your door off to Cuba you go!

oh yeah - second level for me.

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:36 pm

he said bulge :lol:

by **Hound** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:43 pm

Trapped reading 'Finnegans Wake' or 'Ulysses' for eternity. I realize that those are written by Joyce and
not Dante, but that fate would probably be closer to my conception of Hell. And Sisyphus thought he had it bad.

by **Mop** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:55 pm

I get Limbo haha I get to be a religious cock like mindia now sinners.

by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:24 pm

How long before hanging out in level 2 would it take for your dick to be sore. I'm guessing between 7 and 8 minutes.

by **Diekan** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:31 pm

It takes about 10 minutes of looking at Catherine, Crissy Moran (the short haired version of her) and Shakira before mine gets sore.

by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:34 pm

That ass shot in "Entrapment" is definitely inspirational. But it runs a close second to Jennifer Lopez's ass shot in a scene from "out of sight" when she is standing in front of a refrigerator wearing nothing but an over sized men's oxford shirt.

by **Diekan** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:39 pm

Hmm I must now do some research.

by **araby** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:56 pm

damn...after the first several questions I just stopped and closed the window I don't even have to take the test to know I'm going to the worst hell there is.

by **KaiineTN** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:13 pm

Level 6~

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