Where in Dante's Hell will you end up?

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Postby Narrock » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:26 pm

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.



Sounds decent, but unfortunately, there's no "purgatory" described in the bible. So, looks like I'll be going straight to heaven.

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Postby Lyion » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:29 pm

As a man with a college degree, I'd hope you'd at least be mildly familiar with Dante's Inferno.
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Postby Narrock » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:31 pm

lyion wrote:As a man with a college degree, I'd hope you'd at least be mildly familiar with Dante's Inferno.


I read it.
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:46 am

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate



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Postby Harrison » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:01 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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Postby Durothil Skyreaver » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:38 pm

Level 6 - The City of Dis


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Postby Zanchief » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:49 pm

I'm doing to the special hell.
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:55 pm

Zanchief wrote:I'm doing to the special hell.

The kind set aside for child molesters and people who talk in movie theaters?
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Postby Gidan » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:55 pm

All of us in Level 6 should have a party.
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Postby Arlos » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:06 pm

I'd rather party with the Level 2 crowd, thanks.

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Postby Gidan » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:09 pm

Ours will be more fun.
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Postby leah » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:33 pm

better than a party full of lusty bastards like myself? dream on. :P
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Postby Darcler » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:37 pm

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


Can the level 7s come? We're mean drunks though, be warned. (Which is actually quite the opposite irl for me. I belong in level 2 after a couple drinks :) )
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Postby Zanchief » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:24 pm

kaharthemad wrote:
Zanchief wrote:I'm doing to the special hell.

The kind set aside for child molesters and people who talk in movie theaters?


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Postby 10sun » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:50 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low


Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Postby Minrott » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:11 pm

2nd level. When I get there I am going to find Helen of Troy to see if she looks like the german chick who played Helen in Troy and if so fuck my dick off.
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Postby mofish » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:12 pm

Level 6, heretic, nonbeliever, and proud of it :hiphop:
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