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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:22 am

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly,
her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in
some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!Careful .
CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. Youknow you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think
I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels
like when I'm driving."
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Postby Gargamellow » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:25 am

:lol:
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Postby Gidan » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:26 am

thats great. The one woman I showed responded with "Do we really sound like that?"
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Postby Darcler » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:26 am

In my case, Gid would just silently white knuckle the counter when I flipped them :(

Cute joke :)
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Postby araby » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:08 pm

I don't get it......
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Postby Gidan » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:19 pm

You have never driven a car with somone sitting in the passanger seat telling you how to drive?
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Postby araby » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:28 pm

lyion I thought my extra "...." would show my sarcasm sorry it didn't
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Postby Martrae » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:39 pm

pssst....that's Gidan not Lyion
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Postby Gargamellow » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:04 pm

I admit it. I am a backseat driver. I get so afraid sometimes that I totally freeze up. I prefer to be in control.
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Postby Gidan » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:40 pm

I dont get subtlety, just ask any GF I have had.
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Postby araby » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:49 pm

I don't know why I keep confusing lyion/gidan posts...I do have a habit of glancing at avatars
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