Good News Single NT Ladies...

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:41 pm

Look who is looking for a date:

http://datejesus.com/about/

Don't forget to check out the merchandise page.

KILL · Post by **KILL** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:45 pm

aww, looks like the dude finally sold out? he was squatting on jesus.com for years and now it links to a church.

Menlaan · Post by **Menlaan** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:57 pm

That's hilarious. Check this out: http://datejesus.com/multimedia/jesusbathes/intub.html

araby · Post by **araby** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:10 am

haha...read the FAQ "aren't you ashamed?" lol

Juls · Post by **Juls** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:02 pm

i feel in is a fucking insult..

Menlaan · Post by **Menlaan** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:27 pm

Juls wrote:i feel in is a fucking insult..

uh, what?

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:32 pm

LOL

When I thirst (John 19:28), nothing satisfies me more than a crisp pint of Guinness.

Juls · Post by **Juls** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:25 pm

Sorry.. the dude seriously not respecting Jesus

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:37 pm

Juls wrote:Sorry.. the dude seriously not respecting Jesus

so? jesus is just a fictional character in a old book

it's not even a great book, tons of plot holes and inconsistencies

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:54 pm

Juls wrote:Sorry.. the dude seriously not respecting Jesus

Better to not even click on bullshit like this, Juls.

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:23 pm

Well one thing is consistent: Ticker making a fool out of himself.

Durothil Skyreaver · Post by **Durothil Skyreaver** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:21 am

Markarado wrote:Well one thing is consistent: Ticker making a fool out of himself.

I tend to agree with him.
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You also spelled his name wrong.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:03 am

I think he spelled his name wrong on purpose.

Naethyn · Post by **Naethyn** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:04 am

The bible is the greatest book of all time. But that's only if you scale greatness with how many people have died for or because it's purpose.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:15 pm

Juls wrote:i feel in is a fucking insult..

Stop posting.

Juls · Post by **Juls** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:53 pm

well i still wanna

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:01 pm

Juls wrote:i feel in is a fucking insult..

so? Jesus is fun to insult, since he cant do anything about it. You know, since he doesnt exist. And it makes the delusional followers of said non-existant jesus angry, which is doubly entertaining.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:06 am

Markarado wrote:Well one thing is consistent: Ticker making a fool out of himself.

Yowza, what's with the Jesus love in Malaysia?

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:07 am

IS that the retarded kid from Arrested Development?

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:14 am

No, it's a sheep.

Juls · Post by **Juls** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:04 pm

mofish wrote:
Juls wrote:i feel in is a fucking insult..

so? Jesus is fun to insult, since he cant do anything about it. You know, since he doesnt exist. And it makes the delusional followers of said non-existant jesus angry, which is doubly entertaining.

Yea true.. he won't do anything about it... he would just ignore. Something you can't see doesn't make it non existing.

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:16 pm

Actually, Juls just fully converted to Christianity recently. We've been going to church together for several months now. Was damn happy to hear that she fully converted. She said that she felt something change in her. For those that say God/Jesus/The Holy Spirit doesn't exist, explain the change in Juls.... Don't tell me she made it up.

Hope you don't mind me giving info about you out Juls ;p ... I doubt you will knowing you.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:29 pm

Markarado wrote:Actually, Juls just fully converted to Christianity recently. We've been going to church together for several months now. Was damn happy to hear that she fully converted. She said that she felt something change in her. For those that say God/Jesus/The Holy Spirit doesn't exist, explain the change in Juls.... Don't tell me she made it up.
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she wants your cock, she'd tell you anything that improves the chances of that

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:38 pm

Wouldn't you say that's getting a bit old Tikker?

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:27 pm

not as old as people raising a stink over perceived insults to their invisible friends