Good News Single NT Ladies...

[araby]

haha what

[Mop]

I did lol there <3 tikker.

[Harrison]

i feel in is a fucking insult..

so? Jesus is fun to insult, since he cant do anything about it. You know, since he doesnt exist. And it makes the delusional followers of said non-existant jesus angry, which is doubly entertaining.

Too bad he did exist, sparky.

[Markarado]

Whether or not you believe Jesus to be 'godly' is up to you, but the Jesus that the Bible refers to certainly did exist.

[Jay]

I like to take pieces of the real cross in which Jesus was crucified upon and fuck diseased hookers in the ass with it.

[Markarado]

So last night Juls made me enter a retro dance competition with her. I have no idea what I was thinking when I agree'd to do it. The club owner was pressuring me as well. For fucks sake, we lost to two gay dudes. I didn't expect to win lol.. Was fun! Got an Addidas Brasil football jersey, a backpack, a hat, and a tequila shot.

There were three categories in the competition. The first was to just walk out and stage and give a couple poses. The second was the dancing. The last part was about how well you know the other person. Juls taught me the dance moves she wanted to do, and we did rather well in that part surprisingly... except I fucked up a little on the cha cha part;p Juls prepared me for the question part.... She went on stage and was asked a question. She then wrote the answer down on a white board so everyone could see. I then had to answer the question ... hoping to get it right... She prepared me by telling me her cup size and her favorite langerie brand: 38D and Plush haha...

They fucking asked me what color her underwear is lol. I had no idea. I was the only one in the contest to get the answer for their partner wrong haha... I guessed white thinking it's the most common. They even gave me a second chance, and I guessed black thinking it is also common. She wears red damnit!

Oh yah, the last part of the competition was the best... Juls finally got a bite of my spicy boner! They strapped a banana right where my long shlong is. She had to peal it with her mouth and eat it... I laughed my ass off when she started choking on the banana... haha... fun night!

The club we were at was taking pictures, so I'll try to steal some off of their website to post up

[Minrott]

what

[dammuzis]

[araby]

haha :long schlong:

[Markarado]

The club's website doesn't have the pictures up yet. When they do I'll put em up here.

[Darcler]

haha :long schlong:

lol sweet jesus he really did write that. I missed it the first time.

[Yamori]

Here's a random picture of jesus because you made a stink about him. :/

[Dylan]

Hehe, feces.

[Juls]

:| Mark.. u u ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i didnt taste ur logn shlongs... grrrr... btw i ll get some pics soon lol

[Darcler]

Juls has gotten more and more asian over this past month.

[Juls]

i have gotten more and more asian???? :| whatdya mean..?? I am asian darcler...

[Tuggan]

your posts and typing have gotten progressively worse. that's what she means.

[Juls]

Oh okok... I dont really know what i've changed but i'll try to ermm be..as compromising as possible?

[Dylan]

Stop posting.

[Markarado]

I was actually thinking the same thing, but more along the lines of "Wow! She sounds like all the ppl playing Supreme Destiny." That would not be a good thing =P ... Some real stupid fuckers playing this game.

[Juls]

DYlan you really hate me huh? always askig me to stop posting

[Mop]

nake me so anger face turn red


YINE BITCH

[Jay]

I think Dylan really wants to break free of the bonds of homosexuality and stick his white meatstick in your pleasure crevice but he pretends to hate you to avoid ridicule from the gay community. Just a guess.

[Tikker]

so, you're upset that dylan wants to break up with you?

[Dylan]

I just want her to stop posting until she can form sentences that make sense.