The next popular baby name

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:26 pm

This is fucked up.

(AP) Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.

Rusty Real, of D'Iberville, chose ESPN (pronounced Espen) after the sports network and Montana after football legend Joe Montana.

Baby ESPN isn't alone.

Three others were cited in a 2005 report on tivocommunity.com about the network's 25th anniversary. They are Espn Malachi McCall in Pampa, Texas; Espn Curiel in Corpus Christi, Texas; and Espn Blondeel in Michigan.

"We were the talk of the hospital," Rusty Real said. "The nurses kept asking my wife if she was really going to let her husband name him ESPN. She said, 'Oh, yes.'"

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 2:16 pm

Well - soon as the kid hits 18 he can change his name and laugh at his father's utter stupidity.

p.s. see my rant on shitty parenting.

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:56 pm

I am TOTALLY naming my first daughter Fox and our next son Cartoon Network.
*sigh*

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. You ever hear of the couple, last name Walker, that named their first born son Luke Sky? I also worked with a girl in college named Jennifer Snow White.

araby · Post by **araby** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:26 pm

hahahah triel that's good

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:45 pm

Most wacked names I've seen were a couple of black chicks who worked at the same store I did during my high school years.... Ima and Ura... Piggee. No shit.

DESX · Post by **DESX** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:58 pm

Some guy here is named pooch.

Post by **Gidan** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:58 pm

And I though my liking Tiki for a name was odd.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:00 pm

I have this awesome strategy for how to keep guys from nailing my daughter. When she's born I'm gonna name her Bertha, Betsy, Gertrude, Barb or Tiff.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:03 pm

Jay wrote:I have this awesome strategy for how to keep guys from nailing my daughter. When she's born I'm gonna name her Bertha, Betsy, Gertrude, Barb or Tiff.

If you want that, you should name her Herpes, Gonorrea, or Syphilis. You can even name her Aids.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:33 pm

This really shouldn't be a big suprise though... ghetto folks have been naming their kids after cars and shoes for years.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:42 pm

Betsey is not a name in the no-fuck zone. That's my mother in law. Gid got here somehow.
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Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:45 pm

I have a friend with the last name of Nuss. He named his kid Harry Alexander Nuss. Harry A. Nuss.....yeah.

Post by **Arlos** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:53 pm

I knew a chick named, and I shit you not:

Lisa Beaver.

Don't buy, Lease!

-Arlos

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:12 pm

Im not buying that shit jay i new some bitches named tiff back in high school and they all got ridden more times than the penny pony at miejars.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:26 pm

I knew a chick named Barb who got laid more times than Stain Master Carpet.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:33 pm

I think i new a barb like that too. She banged ever wigger in my resource room.

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:47 pm

and i had a betsy in my freshman year math class that turned out to be a total whore later on through our highschool career.

there were a lot of hoes at canton man, what the fuck.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:59 pm

Well it is a huge skool. For every ho in that school there was prolly a normal girl and an upity save it for marrige bitch

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:04 pm

naw the upities always end up in sororities in college and turn into complete sluts there.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:46 pm

well at least they held out for a second.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:54 pm

yeah... well... trust me on this one... there's nothing dumber than a sorority girl. Geico should stop using the caveman angle and go with them instead, "It's so easy even a sorority girl can do it!" That's probably closer to the truth. While the majority of them are pretty hot - they're dumber than a box of hair. Most of them aren't even in college to learn anything. They're there because mommy and daddy sent them and to find a nice rich frat boy to marry and cheat on while he's off at work (after college).

True story... a buddy of mine took a class on Greek History while he was up at UGA working on his undergrad degree. A flock of these brain dead twits can bee-bopping into the class snapping their gum and clucking like a bunch of chickens. When the prof started going over the syllabus he over heard over the bimbos saying, "oh my god this isn't about greek life!" - by the next class meeting they had all dropped. The twits actually though "Greek history" was about the history of frats and sororities.

Trust me dude... nothing is dumber than a sorority girl. Not even Garg.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:35 am

Oh i beleive you bout that. My sisters buddies with one and named Becka and shes retarded and drives me insane.

Blackdiam · Post by **Blackdiam** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:04 am

Lionking wrote:Most wacked names I've seen were a couple of black chicks who worked at the same store I did during my high school years.... Ima and Ura... Piggee. No shit.

I went to school with two girls with those names but thier last name was Hoar

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:02 pm

Ok, Bertha it is.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:48 pm

Jay wrote:Ok, Bertha it is.

Nah. Name her Global Warming. People will avoid her like the plague.