Been a while...

Treehorn · Post by **Treehorn** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:37 pm

If I thought my kid was going to turn out like f33d, I'd tie him up in a burlap sack and throw him off a bridge, like a litter of unwanted kittens~

Aatrex · Post by **Aatrex** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:39 pm

We used to have a guy near us when we grew up that if he didn't want the kittens that were out on his farmyard he'd put a heel into their skull.

He was a little off.

Post by **Tossica** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:40 pm

Aatrex wrote:We used to have a guy near us when we grew up that if he didn't want the kittens that were out on his farmyard he'd put a heel into their skull.

He was a little off.

That reminds me of Araby's poem a while back...

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:59 pm

I've decided to model my life after Feed. I'm in search of guidance and his life choices seem GREAT!

I'm off to the Canadian Tire to go buy a Bowie knife.

Anyone else lonely?

Tae-Bo · Post by **Tae-Bo** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:00 pm

man i can't believe people actually believe this bullshit

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:01 pm

Yes, I call shenanigans.

Treehorn · Post by **Treehorn** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:01 pm

Most of the people that I knew, when their barn cat population got too far out of whack, would just shoot them (.22 worked well, and ammo is cheap), and toss the carcasses into the manure spreader.

Personally, I think eating them would have been a more efficient use for them, but who am I to judge ;)

Scoota McGee · Post by **Scoota McGee** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:06 pm

the other... other white meat

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:24 pm

bullshit

If it weren't Feed, I could see that... but this schmuck? ...this is precisely what I would expect of him.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:48 pm

hey guys... Nasa just called looking for feed... They said not to worry about the rampant drug abuse, and the felonies..

Someone's got to pilot the space shuttle, am I ryte?

Post by **Tossica** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:50 pm

I thought Crogon was hooking up with Nasa?

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:17 pm

...since I could...hold my head up high.

Good song, man

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:39 pm

This just in, when you add an "a" in front of the word "while" it becomes "awhile" no "a while" god damn it.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:18 pm

this just in:

Main Entry: awhile
Pronunciation: &-'hwI(&)l, &-'wI(&)l
Function: adverb
: for a while
usage Although considered a solecism* by many commentators, awhile, like several other adverbs of time and place, is often used as the object of a preposition <for awhile there is a silence -- Lord Dunsany>.

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*Main Entry: so·le·cism
Pronunciation: 'sä-l&-"si-z&m, 'sO-
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin soloecismus, from Greek soloikismos, from soloikos speaking incorrectly, literally, inhabitant of Soloi, from Soloi, city in ancient Cilicia where a substandard form of Attic was spoken
1 : an ungrammatical combination of words in a sentence; also : a minor blunder in speech
2 : something deviating from the proper, normal, or accepted order
3 : a breach of etiquette or decorum
- so·le·cis·tic /"sä-l&-'sis-tik, "sO-/ adjective

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pwnd

Dat Nigga · Post by **Dat Nigga** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:14 pm

After i quit eq, I robbed a gas station. Stole a couple cases of beer. And the person i did it with told the cops.... So i got 2 felonies for that. Then i met julie. Man... she said she was pregnant but i cant even begin to believe her truely.

Im not a bad person. Ive made some mistakes. But im in rehab right now and im going to military school this july. Im cleaning my life up.

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:27 pm

After i quit eq, I robbed a gas station. Stole a couple cases of beer. And the person i did it with told the cops.... So i got 2 felonies for that.

No you didn't.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:38 pm

man i think he did

at least it's the same story he told us on the TK board a year ago

Post by **Martrae** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:26 pm

Use a gun?

Tae-Bo · Post by **Tae-Bo** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 8:02 pm

Dat Nigga wrote:After i quit eq, I robbed a gas station. Stole a couple cases of beer. And the person i did it with told the cops.... So i got 2 felonies for that. Then i met julie. Man... she said she was pregnant but i cant even begin to believe her truely.

Im not a bad person. Ive made some mistakes. But im in rehab right now and im going to military school this july. Im cleaning my life up.

translation:

After i quit eq, I went into a gas station and tried to steal a few cases of beer. I was running out and i fell over. As i lay crying, the 400 lb. ebony princess that ran the gas station beat me with a broom...so i got a misdeamenor for that. Then i met julie. Man... we was kissin and shit and the next day i asked momma what happens when you kiss a girl and she said

"they get pregnant"

so julie got pregnant i guess and now whenever i see her in the lunchroom i ignore her LOL/

but i gotta clean up and stay responsible for my child so now i'm in rehab cus too much 420

Dat Nigga · Post by **Dat Nigga** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:16 pm

Right D dick. Oh wait... No . .. that didnt happen. I wasnt arrested at the scene.

And yes it did happen you fuck.

Dat Nigga · Post by **Dat Nigga** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:22 pm

No i didnt use a gun. I broke in.

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:28 pm

Freaking hell, this is really sad.

I'm not sure which is more pathetic, the crime; or taking photos of the court documents to prove to an internet game chat board that you actually committed said crime.

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:33 pm

I was gonna post, but this is just too fucked up.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:35 pm

Feed... next time, buy a gun first. That way, a year later when you're "bragging" about it and posting pictures and someone tells you to just kill yourself, it's all that much easier for you.

Really. Just do it.

Sarthis · Post by **Sarthis** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:40 pm

I think Feed's dad needs to take a belt to him.

and then SUPRISE SEX

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