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by **Spazz** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:35 pm

Is JASON vorhees a zombie or what. He seems to come back from the deadand kill but he doesnt eat brains.

by **Tossica** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:40 pm

He is a Lich.

by **Diekan** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:35 pm

Lichs are usuaully wizards though... or necromancer types.... Jason isn't a caster.

by **Spazz** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:45 pm

Oh man what is a lich exactly? Im not down on my lore at all .

by **Yamori** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:00 pm

I think "generally undead" fits the bill?:/

by **Tossica** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:28 pm

Flesh golem maybe?

by **10sun** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:34 pm

Poltergeist in his butt.

by **Spazz** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:40 pm

Doesnt a golem usually have a master ?

by **Tossica** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:43 pm

His master was his mother. She summoned him.

by **10sun** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:44 pm

Tossica wrote:His master was his mother. She summoned him.

She would have made him, not summoned. No?

by **Spazz** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:03 pm

I guess we will file him under undead/non zombie

by **Harrison** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:14 pm

I file him under:

One of the worst "monsters" ever.

Walks everywhere for fuck's sake...trap him in a fucking box and send him packing via rocket to the void.

GG, pussy Jason can cry in space like an emo bitch for mommy...for eternity.

by **Juls** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:26 pm

i though jason was a human zombie :S? he can die but he is impossible to kill? :umno:

by **Diekan** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:26 pm

Harrison wrote:I file him under:

One of the worst "monsters" ever.

Walks everywhere for fuck's sake...trap him in a fucking box and send him packing via rocket to the void.

GG, pussy Jason can cry in space like an emo bitch for mommy...for eternity.

They tried that.

It didn't work.

by **Harrison** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:39 pm

I watched that movie, unfortunately.

If you fail at something THAT simple, THAT far in the future, you deserve to die.

by **Tossica** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:43 pm

Jason Voorhees > Finawin

by **Harrison** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:53 pm

He couldn't catch me if I had two broken legs.

You can outcrawl that faggot easily.

Freddy > Jason

Freddy will fuck your shit up.

Jason kills women and retards who can't outrun something that only walks.

ANY horror movie creation > Jason

by **DESX** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:00 pm

Predator will bitchslap jason. He'll turn on his chamo and stab teh bitch.

by **Spazz** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:02 pm

Jason is sweet. He walks everywhere but for some reason he sure gets there quickly. Jason x was really sad though. Im with ya though just peg him int he face with a few .44s stuff him in a super thick metal box and go dump him in the same spot as the titanic or something. I think most horror movies make me sad for humanity but jason is just retarded and amusing to watch .....

by **Spazz** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:03 pm

How you gonna bitch slap jason hes unkillable can the predator say the same thing ??

by **Diekan** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:27 pm

Here's a little trivia for you all.

How many Friday the 13th's did Jason actually appear in? Meaning... how many of them was he the one doing the actual killing.

Hint - it's less than the total number of the movies made.

And, for bonus points - name them.

by **Phlegm** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:29 pm

In the first one, his mom did all the killings.

by **Spazz** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:31 pm

First one his mom does the killing . 5th one its a crazy ambulance driver. 2 of them he isnt the killer. so what does that leave us with 8 of them where he is ?

by **Phlegm** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:35 pm

There are 11 movies in the series so far. So it's 9 where he was the main killer.

by **Spazz** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:36 pm

i thought there were only 10 but i think im forgetting freddy vs jason. wish all of them were on demand. only 5 6 7 though

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