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Lightning bolts out the ass

Postby Phlegm » Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:53 am

From Australia:


A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."
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Postby Lionking » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:32 pm

Seriously funny.
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Postby Insanityfair » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:36 pm

I tried not to laugh...I did though. :rofl:
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Postby Adivina » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:28 pm

Wow...fucking ouch lol!
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Postby Evermore » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:29 pm

this makes eating hot peppers trivial
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Postby 10sun » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:29 pm

To think if only she had been wearing a butt plug, this could have been avoided.
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Postby Sithos » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:59 pm

Now that my friends is a hot piece of ass..

















WTF? Someone had to say it!
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Postby Juls » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:29 pm

HAHAHAHAH GOod one Sithos... hot piece of ass indeeed :rofl:
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