by xKALECx » Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:26 pm
Buy plenty of K-Y.
Seriously...they are the biggest bunch of asshole auditors I have ever seen. Much like EMTALA and Joint Commission in the medical field, they survive on audits. If they select for an audit, they will get money. Usually they find something miniscule, and tell you to pay a small amount as long as you prove improvement in said area within a set amount of months.
Just have ALL of your shit in a row. Be able to cite policies and procedures in your sleep and make sure you employees are in the same boat. Tons of educational posters in the shitters, cont' education in the workplace for people to attend on their sacred off days etc...
Kalec Brotherwolfe - Retired Hierophant of EQ