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Postby Diekan » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:03 pm

oh that's gotta hurt
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Postby Darcler » Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:34 pm

The singer from Creed is a very bad Christian. Even worse than Mindia.

I dont like churches with bands or choirs. I like listening to the congregation sing.
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:18 pm

Speaking of 7th day adventists. (Have to derail so Ginz can win his bet) I actually had an argument today with a girl at work as to what day was considered holy. I said technically it was Saturday because it is the 7th day and that is when God rested, and she said Sunday is the Seventh Day because Home Depot starts their schedules on Monday. I was like :eyecrazy:
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Postby Phlegm » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:29 pm

Jesus was a carpenter. Most likely he shopped at the Home Depot so she could be right.
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Postby Gargamellow » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:06 pm

LOL MIN :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:37 pm

Phlegm wrote:Jesus was a carpenter. Most likely he shopped at the Home Depot so she could be right.


I didn't think about that. Damn I Hate it when you are right Phlegm. :hiphop:
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Postby Narrock » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:50 am

Jay wrote:
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Your brain sucks.


I have a degree from a real college. Oh snap.


So do I. Charter Oak State College is a "real" college, ya meathead.
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Postby Narrock » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:51 am

Darcler wrote:The singer from Creed is a very bad Christian. Even worse than Mindia.

I dont like churches with bands or choirs. I like listening to the congregation sing.


Why don't you just shut your pie hole. Thank you.
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Postby Jay » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:30 am

Harrison wrote:You're still hung like an Asian.


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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:04 am

Narrock wrote:
Darcler wrote:The singer from Creed is a very bad Christian. Even worse than Mindia.

I dont like churches with bands or choirs. I like listening to the congregation sing.


Why don't you just shut your pie hole. Thank you.


He videotaped himself having extramarital sex with a hussy. Thats like 3 of the 7 deadly sins. I wonder if she left shit balls too?
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Postby Narrock » Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:39 am

The Kizzy wrote:
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Darcler wrote:The singer from Creed is a very bad Christian. Even worse than Mindia.

I dont like churches with bands or choirs. I like listening to the congregation sing.


Why don't you just shut your pie hole. Thank you.


He videotaped himself having extramarital sex with a hussy. Thats like 3 of the 7 deadly sins. I wonder if she left shit balls too?


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Postby Darcler » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:46 pm

I forgot about the videotape. I was talking about some site I read about him driving hours to meet some girl who pretended to be some other girl. Drove hours to have sex with this girl he thought he met at some groupie party and when he got to the IHOP (classy, it was his pick) and didnt find the girl, he was on his cell phone walking up and down the store yelling cuss words at someone, I forget who.

He's a real great guy.
And wouldnt you think that is worse than you, Mindia. Geez, stop taking offense to shit.

I still dont like bands or choirs.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:50 pm

Darcler wrote:I forgot about the videotape. I was talking about some site I read about him driving hours to meet some girl who pretended to be some other girl. Drove hours to have sex with this girl he thought he met at some groupie party and when he got to the IHOP (classy, it was his pick) and didnt find the girl, he was on his cell phone walking up and down the store yelling cuss words at someone, I forget who.

He's a real great guy.
And wouldnt you think that is worse than you, Mindia. Geez, stop taking offense to shit.

I still dont like bands or choirs.


Yeah but you say some mean stuff sometimes.
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Postby Darcler » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:36 pm

I know I do. I was actually taking a poke at you with that sentence :)

p.s. down with bands.
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Postby Harrison » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:16 am

wtf do you have against bands? :(
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Postby Darcler » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:22 am

Just personal preferance. To me, it takes away something. I like listening to the people, not just the drum and bass or whatever is going on. I dont want to have to strain to hear the people.
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Postby Narrock » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:08 am

Darcler wrote:Just personal preferance. To me, it takes away something. I like listening to the people, not just the drum and bass or whatever is going on. I dont want to have to strain to hear the people.


I don't like that either Darcler. I hate when you can't understand what they're singing, and you have to look up the lyrics.
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Postby Darcler » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:34 am

My church is traditional with its songs. If youve been going to church your whole life, there is no need to look up the words. Only reason to even use the book is for notes, which I needed when I switched to being an alto.

I'm watching ER and this little boy's mother died and he's in the room talking to her, telling her he drew her a picture and he just whispered something in her ear and kissed her cheek. That made me lose it and I'm now crying like a baby. [/random]
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Postby Narrock » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:53 am

Darcler wrote:My church is traditional with its songs. If youve been going to church your whole life, there is no need to look up the words. Only reason to even use the book is for notes, which I needed when I switched to being an alto.

I'm watching ER and this little boy's mother died and he's in the room talking to her, telling her he drew her a picture and he just whispered something in her ear and kissed her cheek. That made me lose it and I'm now crying like a baby. [/random]


No, I mean with some rock bands.
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Postby Darcler » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:52 pm

I like rock bands. I hate bands in church.
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Postby Harrison » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:12 pm

Good :hiphop:
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Postby leah » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:42 pm

i don't like bands in church either, darc; i'm really traditional when it comes to church.
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Postby Spazz » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:48 pm

I like bands. I dont like church.
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Postby Tossica » Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:40 pm

I was tempted by some porn today.
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Postby araby » Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:53 pm

I think we should pray.
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