I am such a loser...

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I am such a loser...

Postby Gargamellow » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:49 am

I walked home from the bar tonight, I got one block and saw the lights of a local cafe. In I went, to enjoy some fries which were the cheapest thing on the menu. Then I started walking home, since my friend left me there. I am freezing cold right now. Thank God that cop I saw at the bar was patrolling my neighborhood. He saw me and said," I thought you said that you only lived a block from there??
I said,"I lied cuz I would rather freeze to death that ride with some weirdos.

Anyway, I am so drunk and tired. I just wanted to let everyone know that the cops just helped me out. No....really, they helped me out.
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Postby Spazz » Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:50 am

Allright listin to me. You get mad drunk and post shit every other week or so. I think your not really having fun cuz you allways talk bout your friends startin shit or leavin you. You talk bout booze in other threads like you know its horrible. Look kid drinking isnt doin you a whole lot of good from your posting so you might wanna look into giving it up.
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Postby 10sun » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:20 am

Who was watching your kids?
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Postby Gargamellow » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:38 am

10: Virra.

Spazz..I think I am actually older than you. And ya, it's pretty fucked up that I can;t go out with people without em taken off to get some ass.
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Postby Jay » Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:21 pm

He doesn't have to be older than you to point out that you're doing yourself a disservice "kid". You keep setting yourself up to get walked on then you get trashed and post about how you got walked on. Next time bring enough dough to call a cab and don't get wasted until you've 100% secured a ride and when they start to go chase ass tell em they better be taking you home first.
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Postby 10sun » Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:32 pm

Spend quality time with your children & Virra. Don't squander a youthful parenthood elsewhere.
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Postby Markarado » Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:53 pm

I've recently challenged myself to not drink until Christmas Eve. I'm quite a big drinker so this will be very difficult for me. I'm going with the Nike slogan "Just do it."
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Postby Darcler » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:30 am

I was a tard and had a beer last night while taking an antidepressant.

I didnt feel too well after and I wont be doing that again. It made underneath my skin feel weird, like either cold or tingly...kinda like a shot of adreneline, but just under my skin, not through my body. Was odd.
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:24 am

ya watch out mixin those pills with alcohol...you could end up dead

and guys...I think I am a big girl and I know the way home. I don't need a babysitter. And by the way, I should have posted that she lined me up a ride. However, it was with the keraoke guy who is forever trying to fuck me. So I snuck out the back door because I would rather walk home than deal with some guy putting his hands all over me.

And I spend the majority of my time with my family, so I believe I deserve to party every so often. I am not going to be able to party much longer. Soon enough it will be work work work until I die.
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Postby Jay » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:24 pm

So you think you deserve to party and drink because you're gonna live a depressing workaholic life then you post how you're a loser and your friends bailed on you. Make up your mind on which kind of victim you choose to be.
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Postby Jazendar » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:41 pm

Maybe it's just me, but the guys who hit the bars in your neck of the woods seem to have their standards far too low.
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Postby Harrison » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:37 pm

Jay is trying way too hard to be a Taxx wannabe. Lookout internet women, he's on the prowl!
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Postby Jazendar » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:14 pm

it's working though, i lol'd
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Postby Jay » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:31 pm

It wasn't meant to be funny. She's making herself a victim on both ends of the story and I'm questioning her as to why she'd willingly put herself in a lose/lose situation. Nice attempt at a lame troll though. If you'd put half as much effort into your life maybe you wouldn't be bottom feeding alcoholic white trash.
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Postby Narrock » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:21 pm

Jay wrote:It wasn't meant to be funny. She's making herself a victim on both ends of the story and I'm questioning her as to why she'd willingly put herself in a lose/lose situation. Nice attempt at a lame troll though. If you'd put half as much effort into your life maybe you wouldn't be bottom feeding alcoholic white trash.


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Postby Jazendar » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:02 am

It took you a ban and a break for 3 months to learn.
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Postby Gargamellow » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:05 am

Look who is talking. You are the biggest loser I have met on this board, Jay. And you continue to insult me as if I am some moronic troll. Well, chubs, kiss my ass. I don't have to explain anything to your dateless ass.

You wouldn't know what it is like to have a real life. For that, I pity you.
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Postby Jazendar » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:12 am

garg he's going to rip you apart, give it up.
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Postby Gargamellow » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:14 am

he doesn't have a chance, jazz..you have to give a shit before someone can touch you

this guy is peanuts
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Postby Jazendar » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:22 am

salted? those are tasty
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Postby Gargamellow » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:29 am

i like cashews...when I was a kid, I hated nuts for some weird reason...

I wonder if it was some Freudian thing?

Anyway, I am too tired to chat much. Going to sleep on the couch for a bit once Andrew gets on the bus.
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Postby Narrock » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:51 am

Jazendar wrote:It took you a ban and a break for 3 months to learn.


It think it's about time for Jay to take a time-out from the NT.
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Postby Zanchief » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:08 am

Narrock wrote:
Jazendar wrote:It took you a ban and a break for 3 months to learn.


It think it's about time for Jay to take a time-out from the NT.


Why? He's funny. Are you just jealous you've been nearly unanimously banned from NT twice now?
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Postby Narrock » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:10 am

Zanchief wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Jazendar wrote:It took you a ban and a break for 3 months to learn.


It think it's about time for Jay to take a time-out from the NT.


Why? He's funny. Are you just jealous you've been nearly unanimously banned from NT twice now?



He has just been being an asshole lately. Click on his name and look at his last 20 or so posts.
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Postby Jay » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:33 pm

Gargamellow wrote:Look who is talking. You are the biggest loser I have met on this board, Jay. And you continue to insult me as if I am some moronic troll. Well, chubs, kiss my ass. I don't have to explain anything to your dateless ass.

You wouldn't know what it is like to have a real life. For that, I pity you.


If getting drunk repeatedly and getting knocked up by 3 different fathers is your idea of "having a real life" than keep it. I'd rather be considered what you would refer to as a "loser" than be the self loathing self sabotaging STD grab bag gutterslut that you are. And yeah, compared to you I am dateless because there have been more cocks in your oral and anal cavities than there are posts on this message board.
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