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Postby dammuzis » Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:14 pm

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http://www.mlive.com/news/bctimes/index.ssf?/base/news-8/116170304311310.xml&coll=4

A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.

Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.

Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.

State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.

Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.
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Postby Spazz » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:42 pm

FUnny we are willing to put someone in jail who fucks dead animals so long but we cant seem to keep theives and sex criminals in jail for ding do.
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Postby Markarado » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:49 pm

That's sick... What kinda person could do that?
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Re: more news in the people too sick to live dept

Postby vonkaar » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:25 pm

dammuzis wrote:Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.


That actually made me roflz.

Thta's like...

Charged with CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and 3 unpaid parking tickets
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Postby Jazendar » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:38 pm

3 unpaid parking tickets haha.
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Re: more news in the people too sick to live dept

Postby Lueyen » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:06 pm

vonkaar wrote:
dammuzis wrote:Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.


That actually made me roflz.

Thta's like...

Charged with CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and 3 unpaid parking tickets


Michigan law provides for up to 15 years for crimes against nature, up to 2 years and up to 2 years and 2,000 dollars for assulting an officer if there is no injury requiring medical treatment or greater.
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:29 pm

That is something so wrong, that this guy should be put in a mental institution for the rest of his life..or shot..
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Re: more news in the people too sick to live dept

Postby vonkaar » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:48 pm

Lueyen wrote:
vonkaar wrote:
dammuzis wrote:Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.


That actually made me roflz.

Thta's like...

Charged with CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and 3 unpaid parking tickets


Michigan law provides for up to 15 years for crimes against nature, up to 2 years and up to 2 years and 2,000 dollars for assulting an officer if there is no injury requiring medical treatment or greater.


I wasn't necessarily saying that assaulting a cop wasn't an evil act... I simply found it oddly amusing next to the first offense.

But, uh... Did you actually look that up? :ugh:
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Postby Martrae » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:58 pm

Ewww...it wasn't even freshly dead....
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Postby Yamori » Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:24 am

The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.


Am I a bad person for laughing when I read this? :rofl:
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Re: more news in the people too sick to live dept

Postby Jimmy Durante » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:25 am

vonkaar wrote:
dammuzis wrote:Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.


That actually made me roflz.

Thta's like...

Charged with CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and 3 unpaid parking tickets


Lincoln Sternn - you stand here
accused of twelve counts of murder
in the first degree ... fourteen
counts of armed theft of Federation
property ... twenty-two counts of piracy
in high space ... eighteen counts of
fraud ...thirty-seven counts of rape, and
one moving violation. How do you plead?
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Postby Evermore » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:48 am

rapests, child molesters and assholes like this should be made to pee thru a tube for the rest of their lives.
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Postby Tossica » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:57 am

Jimmy Durante wrote:
vonkaar wrote:
dammuzis wrote:Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.


That actually made me roflz.

Thta's like...

Charged with CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and 3 unpaid parking tickets


Lincoln Sternn - you stand here
accused of twelve counts of murder
in the first degree ... fourteen
counts of armed theft of Federation
property ... twenty-two counts of piracy
in high space ... eighteen counts of
fraud ...thirty-seven counts of rape, and
one moving violation. How do you plead?




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Postby Evermore » Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:51 am

oh yea.
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Postby Tikker » Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:21 am

Martrae wrote:Ewww...it wasn't even freshly dead....


Cause that would have made it ok!
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Postby Spazz » Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:25 am

No but it does make it even grosser
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Postby Martrae » Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:01 am

Tikker wrote:
Martrae wrote:Ewww...it wasn't even freshly dead....


Cause that would have made it ok!


I knew someone would say that.....
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Postby Gargamellow » Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:22 am

rapests, child molesters and assholes like this should be made to pee thru a tube for the rest of their lives.

Or shot.
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Re: more news in the people too sick to live dept

Postby mofish » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:03 am

Jimmy Durante wrote:
vonkaar wrote:
dammuzis wrote:Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.


That actually made me roflz.

Thta's like...

Charged with CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and 3 unpaid parking tickets


Lincoln Sternn - you stand here
accused of twelve counts of murder
in the first degree ... fourteen
counts of armed theft of Federation
property ... twenty-two counts of piracy
in high space ... eighteen counts of
fraud ...thirty-seven counts of rape, and
one moving violation. How do you plead?


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Postby Xaiveir » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:04 am

So ummmm this dead dog was his girlfriends dog. Does that mean he was cheater? Or because its her dog, its not cheating? Was the dog found in another zipcode by chance....then it most deffinatly is not cheating.
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Postby Gargamellow » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:06 am

I don't think there was any peanut butter involved.
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Postby KaiineTN » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:27 am

Crimes against humanity would be something like someone busting a nut on you while you're sleeping. That's obviously infinitely worse than screwing a decaying lifeless dog corpse. Assault with homosexual liquids deserves life in prison!
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Postby Spazz » Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:28 pm

Assault with homosexual liquids



Does that happen to you a lot dude. Never in my 24 years have i ever had this problem or worried about it.
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Postby Evermore » Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:34 pm

Gargamellow wrote:
rapests, child molesters and assholes like this should be made to pee thru a tube for the rest of their lives.

Or shot.



death is too good for these sub humans
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Postby Spazz » Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:37 pm

Nah dude kill em cheaply so you dont have to pay for them to be housed somewhere. I wouldnt mind seeing the guilitine brought back for such a thing.
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