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Postby Spazz » Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:57 am

from how much she blew in EQ as a tank, ench, whatever other fucking classes she plays to the least of their ability



Dude thats really fuckin lame. You woulda been cooler if you were like...OMG I could bust gargs fuckin ass at some magic the gathering. Her fuckin weak ass goblin firedeck or even her beefed up white angel crusade deck couldnt even touch my counter magic discard deck way back in 96.
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Postby Mop » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:52 am

spazz wrote:
from how much she blew in EQ as a tank, ench, whatever other fucking classes she plays to the least of their ability



Dude thats really fuckin lame. You woulda been cooler if you were like...OMG I could bust gargs fuckin ass at some magic the gathering. Her fuckin weak ass goblin firedeck or even her beefed up white angel crusade deck couldnt even touch my counter magic discard deck way back in 96.


i just lol'd
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Postby Markarado » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:33 am

Most entertaining thread of the week~
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Postby Zanchief » Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:33 am

spazz wrote:
from how much she blew in EQ as a tank, ench, whatever other fucking classes she plays to the least of their ability



Dude thats really fuckin lame. You woulda been cooler if you were like...OMG I could bust gargs fuckin ass at some magic the gathering. Her fuckin weak ass goblin firedeck or even her beefed up white angel crusade deck couldnt even touch my counter magic discard deck way back in 96.


OMG spazz with the witty joke.
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Postby Lueyen » Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:41 am

Jazendar wrote: from how much she blew in EQ as a tank, ench, whatever other fucking classes she plays to the least of their ability


What did you play a bard or something? As a former connoisseur of enchanters, I take exception to your appraisal of her play style as an enchanter.
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:28 am

what's funny is..the very short time he was in AH, nobody even spoke to him because he sucked so badly..I had to beg virra to give him pieces of his brd epic because he lacked skills...

hilarious

secondly, everyone loves my one liners jaz...but it's good to see you are done crying
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Postby Xaiveir » Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:34 am

Ive freakin hungry. Seriously...my stomach is rumbling.....
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:36 am

mine 2....i am having a shitty day
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Postby Xaiveir » Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:40 am

Sorry you are having a shitty day...mine just started. I have coffee at work..but nothing to eat. But its friday...4tw!
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Postby Martrae » Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:04 am

Is Jaz channelling Ugz?
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:05 am

Ugzugz isn't a moron.
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Postby araby » Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:58 am

Xaiveir wrote:Ive freakin hungry. Seriously...my stomach is rumbling.....


I was weirded out when I read this because I was saying it to myself when I clicked on this thread

just got some fig newtons (strawberry)... they are filling.
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Postby Jay » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:05 am

If you can't hurt them Jaz, flame their kids. That seems to aways get Garg riled up.
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Postby Xaiveir » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:17 am

araby wrote:
Xaiveir wrote:Ive freakin hungry. Seriously...my stomach is rumbling.....


I was weirded out when I read this because I was saying it to myself when I clicked on this thread

just got some fig newtons (strawberry)... they are filling.



Great minds think alike. I just had a granola bar. So not sooo hungry now...just alittle peckish.
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Postby araby » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:33 am

THAT'S IT! go for the CHILDREN!! muhahahaha get 'er in the gut!! :hiphop:
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Postby Jay » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:59 am

araby wrote:THAT'S IT! go for the CHILDREN!! muhahahaha get 'er in the gut!! :hiphop:


Damn straight. No holds barred.
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:06 pm

hilarious..moron getting flaming advice from another wannabe...really amusing


go ahead and insult my kids...it will make you look like a big man
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Postby Jazendar » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:12 pm

Gargamellow wrote:what's funny is..the very short time he was in AH, nobody even spoke to him because he sucked so badly..I had to beg virra to give him pieces of his brd epic because he lacked skills...

hilarious

secondly, everyone loves my one liners jaz...but it's good to see you are done crying
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


Oh god, I can't even think of where to begin. Bitch I hesitated to join your shitty whore guild because I didn't want to, and was looking at other guilds at the time. I said finally "fuck it whatever" and joined, after the random guild motd's of the day saying "Fuckface! It's the new word of the day, you must use it in several sentences!" I was like uhh, ok...Then you guys started cybering in guild chat, again, uhhh ok. Then I started recieving cyber tells from some 40+ single fucking mother probably with the same trashy ass household of kids you've got, 6 different dads maury style, and I was like Peace.

At no time did I ever ask for any help or anything, I love how you try to come on the boards with a complete 180 misinterpretation of anything that ever happened. Wake up and smell the coffee, people fucking hate you, but somehow they tolerate it.

I don't know why i'm arguing about eq, but a funny experience after I left is when the fabled's were up, coco and I were getting a fabled fungi for his alt or something. It popped and you were in the zone, asking if you could have it. With your weak ass 7khp, we watched you get dropped twice mid fight, once in the beginning thinking you could tank it, and then again at the end when you thought you could take rage.

Then after that, you thought you could tank Fabled Velks. With your dumbass character names, to your unbelievably horrible playing style, you are just badddd. Please, get it through your head.

Oh, and for your information, I wasn't even a fucking bard Gargashmellow, I was a monk, and already had my 1.5 at level 65. Blow a goat you fucking inbred.

Lueyen, i'm surprised you didn't remember, I can't remember his name but the ikky monk who was a good friend of yours, and the half elf warrior, you, and I leveled together back in like 2002 in dreadlands outside KC for quite a while.
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:16 pm

That's funny. I tanked the fabled prince with no cleric. Where were you?? Oh ya, that's right. You sucked and weren't invited.

btw, Unsane has 12.5k hp, not 7. And I have tanked ragefire a ton of times.

Also, I think you are high on drugs because I only died once when I ran to get that fungi........and i died after sneaking down all alone...did you have that kind of skill? naw....just the skill of thinking you are worth a fuck.

You couldn't even finish your epic 1.0 without Virra's and my friend's help with the MQ. You are such a fucking moron. You HAVE no skills on eq. Didn't you ever wonder why nobody cared when you left AH? Hmmmm..

btw rikygave my twink her fabled fungi..had nothing to do with you..i had to run all the way out there on her orders just to loot the stupid thing when I didn't even need it...hilarious, isn't it? you still have no fucking clue what you are talking about

My twinks have better gear than your main. You can sit here whining all day because you didn't get what you wanted from EQ. It won't change the fact that you were crying last night while I was owning you in this very same thread.

You are a whiny little bitch. At least, that's what Virra called you.

Enjoy your tears. I am sure everyone here is sympathetic to the fact that you can't handle flaming on the NT.

Oh wait, no they aren't.
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:17 pm

:lol:
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Postby Jazendar » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:26 pm

Rofl.
Point 1: I was in AR or AT or whatever for just under 2 days, and I don't care what old raggidy beat up fatass gutterslut moms think of me.
Point 2: I already finished my 1.0, and 1.5 when I joined AH.
Point 3: I was level 1-68 in under 2 months with my epics, qvic gear and almost 8hp unbuffed for a non twink monk at 68.
Point 4: Your twinks have better gear than my twinks. News for you, I have no twinks.
Point 5: Virra called me a whiny bitch, damn son, the retarded long haired faggot in a wheelchair called me a whiny bitch, who is also dating: http://namelesstavern.net/album_page.php?pic_id=1520

A person of his statue sure drives me with such impulse i can't explain.

Wake up holy shit, you are so into yourself. You never "owned me."

You called me a whiny bitch, a loser, a nerd, and a couple other words you googled, good work. I'm not crying, I'm just trying to do what everyone else is thinking, shutting you the fuck up.
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Postby Gaazy » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:28 pm

hey they dont all look alike, some lips are bigger than others.
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Postby Naethyn » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:28 pm

I have never met somone who so easily feels betrayed. I'm no psychiatrist, but there must be some deep seeded fear of rejection. That taken to an extreme elevates relationships to a level they have never reached. When this is discovered the only possible result is betrayal - misplaced trust.

I pity her.
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Postby Jazendar » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:30 pm

I do too, along with everyone else on this board, sir.
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Postby ybik gnome » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:30 pm

Ok, I didnt know what this trend was, but on topic. This was posted over at FoH, and yes those 2 blacks(Read: Niggas) Look alot alike.

On the side topic, this is the internet, CALM THE FUCK DOWN. I remember Jaz back when he use to run with Azreali, he was a semi decent monk, sucked cock and liked it, then feigned.

Amanda, Sucked cocked, liked it and then casted a teleport spell to suck it some more in another area....

You made me do it....<a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n318/wizarddeath/argue.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a><br><BR>

Amanda doesnt back down from an arguement, she would argue with a wet sock with my cum in it, and try to win, so just let her win so this trend can die<br>

Btw: Those niggas look a fucking like!
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