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Zanchief wrote:Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Narrock wrote:You work for Sysco too? I work for the Sygma division of Sysco.
http://www.sygmanetwork.com/About/Overview.aspx
Got to the office 15 minutes late, and came in through the back door so my boss didn't see me. Then I got a cup of coffee and BS'd with a coworker for 10 minutes in the employee lounge. Then I sat at my desk and turned on my computer, checked my email, logged onto the NT and browsed through the threads, made some smartass comments, then I checked my secret email that my girlfriend doesn't know about to see what my ho's had to say, then I did some personal banking, then I got up to refill my coffee and stopped to flirt with one of the skirts in the cubicles, then went back to my office and sat on my ass again, played some tetris, heard some footsteps coming towards my office so I got nervous and pulled up the company's emails and memos to make it look like I was working, then I stared out of my office window for a couple minutes and then realized it was break time, so I went back to the employee lounge to see if that skirt might be in there but she wasn't, so I bought a banana nut muffin from the vending machine, refilled my coffee again, and sat down at the plastic table and chairs and ate my muffin, then I went back to my office to check sales volumes and performance for a couple minutes, called my boss on the phone to let him know that Joe Schmoe was doing very well and that he should be commended on his sales volume (to make it look like I was working), then I went to lunch for about an hour and had a tuna sandwich from the deli right down the street, and then called my girlfriend to BS with her for a few minutes, then I went back to the office and checked out the NT again to see what people had said about my smartass comments, played a little more tetris, faxed a congratulations letter to Joe, went out and flirted with the skirt again, went to the water cooler to fill up my travel mug with cold water, went to the bathroom to take a leak, went back to my office, called the boss again and asked his advice on an incentive program I had for my sales team (just to make it look like I was working), then I took my afternoon break and watched Jerry Springer for 10 minutes, then I went back to my office, checked Nasdaq to see what my stocks were doing at the end of the day, turned off my computer and went home.
Tuggan wrote:Narrock wrote:You work for Sysco too? I work for the Sygma division of Sysco.
http://www.sygmanetwork.com/About/Overview.aspx
Yeah, I work in the garage. Grease monkey in training.
Gaazy wrote:Now vonk on the other hand, is one of the most self absorbed know it alls in my memory of this site. Ive always thought so, and I still cant understand why in gods name he is here
Donnel wrote:Erodalak wrote:Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
Zanchief wrote:Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
The Kizzy wrote:Today I argues with my boss about what kind of cleaning product to use on Pergo flooring. He said to use the pergo cleaner. I said to use the Bruce Harwood floor cleaner. We argued, I told him he was the boss. I tried explaining to him that Pergo = cardboard coated in Aluminum Oxide, and what happens when you get cardboard wet? It goes bad and warps, etc. Pergo floor cleaner is made mostly of water, the Bruce Hardwood Floor cleaner is not...............whatever. That was the best part of my day.
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