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Postby Diekan » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:42 am

Suck.

Halloween night - I had a chick over to watch the Exorcist with me. Fire in the fireplace, bottle of wine and the movie... worked out well. She left the next morning. Was supposed to come back over last night, but due to being called into her work (the hospital) I am left alone with nothing to poke.

So, I figure hey! got lots and lots of porn... whyyyyyy not!

Just as I am about to unload my yogart cannon I get a fucking hamstring cramp like you wouldn't believe - now there's man cream all over the keyboard, mouse and everything else... fucking sucked - I didn't even get to enjoy it. Fuck dehydration... seriously.
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Postby Insanityfair » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:44 am

That...is a rather colorful visual..... :rofl:
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Postby Zanchief » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:44 am

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Postby Phlegm » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:49 am

Like they alway said, you should have stretch before doing anything physical.
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Postby Tossica » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:50 am

Worst thread ever.
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Postby Diekan » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:53 am

Hey Moby.. go stream some shitty house music (that was relavent 20 years ago) through your MySpace page and leave us alone.
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Postby Zanchief » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:54 am

Diekan wrote:Hey Moby.. go stream some shitty house music (that was relavent 20 years ago) through your MySpace page and leave us alone.


HAHAHAHahahahHAHA
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Postby Tossica » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:03 pm

Oooooh... I've been pwnd... :ugh:
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Postby Spazz » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:12 pm

i got a leg cramp jerkin off sounds pretty lame dude.
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Postby Dylan » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:00 pm

:rofl:
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Postby Spazz » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:13 pm

Prolly happens to you alot kiddo.
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Postby Dylan » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:03 pm

PROBABLY DOES.
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Postby Adivina » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:44 pm

Hah hah. I feel bad for you. I woke up the other day with a tummy ache, tried to stretch out a bit and promptly got the worst calf cramp ever. I think I scared Aryylas, I was kinda in a fetal position trying to hug my tummy and my hurt leg at the same time. Its been two days and the fucker still hurts when I walk.
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Postby 10sun » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:47 pm

spazz wrote:i got a leg cramp jerkin off sounds pretty lame dude.
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:21 pm

I watched the Exorcist on Halloween.

P.S. Learn to love pain and cramps won't matter during orgasm anymore. They can only enhance it.
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Postby Jay » Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:49 pm

Zanchief wrote:
Diekan wrote:Hey Moby.. go stream some shitty house music (that was relavent 20 years ago) through your MySpace page and leave us alone.


HAHAHAHahahahHAHA


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Postby Tossica » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:24 pm

Is that really funny? I thought it was pretty lame. Not as lame as a thread about an imaginary date, leg cramps and masturbating though.
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Postby Mop » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:39 pm

i dunno Toss i like ya but I lol'd for tru
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Postby Arlos » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:54 pm

I dunno, it's maybe a 5.92. Nowhere near as good as the one the Zanchief got me with the other day.

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