Predict Your Death

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:03 pm

Only do it once! Don't cheat!!!!
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Mine:At age 45 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

.............I wonder what the game will be?

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:09 pm

At age 48 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

What the fuck.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:53 pm

At age 64 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Virra Lynn · Post by **Virra Lynn** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:27 am

At age 64 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

Tae-Bo · Post by **Tae-Bo** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:32 am

garcia: At age 73 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:35 am

Rusty: At age 55 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

I woulda thought this was Rhap's fate. oO

Post by **Lueyen** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:10 am

At age 55 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

Dammit I don't even get a good high before going out.

KaiineTN · Post by **KaiineTN** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:20 am

At age 71 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:25 am

Ryan: At age 76 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

Freedom fighter baby!

Then i did it with my EQ name....

Xaiveir: At age 76 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:48 am

Janet: At age 54 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:22 am

At age 107 you will pass away in your sleep, in a house full of your loved ones.

wtf?

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:24 am

Jenny: At age 71 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

Dimuza · Post by **Dimuza** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:43 am

Jack: At age 87 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

god damn.....king cobra?

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:28 am

Bridget: At age 51 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

Maeya · Post by **Maeya** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:53 am

Jessica: At age 36 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

Shit =(

Jei · Post by **Jei** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:07 am

Matt: At age 42 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

i guess man

Eldred · Post by **Eldred** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:14 am

Mike : At age 72 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

Fucking Hippies

Post by **Martrae** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:59 am

Denise: At age 48 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

Martrae: At age 49 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

Damn I'm gonna die young!

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:12 am

Adam: At age 34 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:28 am

10sun wrote:Adam: At age 34 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

You're going to be like Tron.

Blackdiam · Post by **Blackdiam** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:29 am

David: At age 44 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Hatak · Post by **Hatak** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:39 am

Scotty: At age 34 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Damn, a suckerfish? I hoped it would at least be a shark, piranha, stingray, or something a bit more impressive...

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:43 am

Erik: At age 81 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

:hiphop:

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:00 am

Theresa: At age 86 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Gladiator style!!!
:duel:

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:10 am

Insanityfair wrote:Bridget: At age 51 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

LOL thats funny, you need to stay out of TeamSpeak!!