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Police arrest naked man with concealed weapon

Postby Phlegm » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:00 am

One guess on where the weapon was hidden.

From Associated Press:

EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

“You can’t get much more concealed than that,” Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

“When you’re talking about an awl or an ice pick and you’re dealing with somebody who’s fresh out of prison, it’s a weapon. That’s a stabbing instrument,” Horgan said.

It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.
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Postby Martrae » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:09 am

Poor guy was just rubbing one off in a natural setting and needed a little anal stimulation! Could happen to anyone!
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Postby Trielelvan » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:20 am

He should have stuck with gerbils. No felony there.
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Postby Adivina » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:12 pm

I cringed when I read the title of this thread. :P It only got better from there.
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Postby Markarado » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:38 pm

He must miss prison. All the love!
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Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:02 pm

LOL, thats funny right there. Who gets arrested for jerkin one out on a nature walk. He felt he had to stick the tool up his ass too, just for safe measure. He's a trooper.
Yeah prison isn't an issue for this guy.. Maybe he was asking for a second term... He misses his lover. :ola:
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Postby Gargamellow » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:20 pm

he was getting in TOUCH with himself, and nature...

p.s. I think his weapon was anything BUT concealed
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