Christmas Ideas

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:05 pm

yer right..i should never be naked except to bathe..i am a horrifying example of a female human

oh..the horror of being ugly...

p.s. when i put out a naked photo of myself on the net, yer not getting the link

leah · Post by **leah** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:07 pm

DangerPaul wrote:
leah wrote:i don't know what to get josh for christmas (and i don't think he'd want any iron sculptures, hehe). i might just get him some clothes but i really don't know. i like to buy him special things but i can't think of anything in particular that he needs.

get him a 90-day game card for WoW, a naked picture of yourself, a jar of vaseline and a kleenex, perfect gift for gaming nerds

but that's what i was planning on getting you . . .

Post by **DangerPaul** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:09 pm

Needs to be Eve gamecard then, fuck WoW. Besides, I still have naked pics of you from last year. :devil2:

leah · Post by **leah** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:12 pm

those'd probably be better than ones i'd take now. fatass ftw

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:30 pm

you weren't fat last year

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:37 pm

leah wrote:those'd probably be better than ones i'd take now. fatass ftw

Gargamellow wrote:you weren't fat last year

She's saying that she is fatter now.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:39 pm

whatever chic..you don't look fat in that jellyfish costume

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:41 pm

You know how girls are. Especially ones who used to be fat. They are mentally fat forever depsite how good they look.

leah · Post by **leah** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:42 pm

jay hit the nail on the head. my mind is forever warped. :\

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:43 pm

Maybe if you girls are so concerned about your weight, you should stop eating so much.

:dunno:

It works, it really does.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:45 pm

As proven by the Man Show.

leah · Post by **leah** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:47 pm

that's funny, ginz, i had no idea! i'm glad i have you around to tell me how to lose weight. :ugh:

Post by **Arlos** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:47 pm

Leah, you could always give him the Captain Insano special that he suggested last year: One night of the buttsex0rz. Cheap, and I guarantee he'll appreciate it! :rofl:

-Arlos

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:47 pm

I don't care what I look like anymore. I had my kids. I have no other purpose to look pretty except to please Virra and he likes me without makeup. He also doesn't care what I weigh. But of course, I care slightly because I don't want to die from a fat chic heart attack before I am 40. Which is why I diet and exercise regularly.

But anyway, who cares what people think?

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:49 pm

Well if you know how to lose weight, why don't you?

Don't become one of those people that is fat and complains about their fatness while reaching for another twinkie.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:51 pm

she isn't fat..she is skinny and saying she is fat

leah · Post by **leah** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:00 pm

lol i can't remember the last time i ate a twinkie. ew.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:04 pm

I had a fried twinkie at a carnival in the summer. It was pretty awesome.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:06 pm

yuk dude

leah · Post by **leah** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:06 pm

lol gross, i cant even imagine how icky that would be.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:07 pm

Yeah I guess it would be tough for someone from nebraska to imagine what good food actually tastes like.

Although you DO have Omaha steaks. It's probably based out of NYC though.

leah · Post by **leah** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:09 pm

hehehe i didn't realize a fried twinkie is high-class cuisine.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:09 pm

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:17 pm

roflz.

And I just realized that Omaha Steaks owns. So my last statement is null and void.

Pending that Omaha Steaks comes from Nebraska.

leah · Post by **leah** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:20 pm

http://www.omahasteaks.com/servlet/Onli ... AND=BU1166

:D